V'Ger Please!

The boys reunite with one of their favorite guest stars as they review "The Seventh". What happens when Capt. Manchild gets asked by his friend for help in restoring her Vulcan Vice Cop honor? An episode where Mayweather is the best thing going.

The Enterprise writers take a classic western/frontier story and manage to do nothing with it in "Marauders"! When the NX-01 swings by a remote gas station to fill up, Archer forces his help on people who don't want it. Then Klingons show up for a Scooby-Doo level fight sequence!

Our savagery knows no bounds as we are forced to watch and review "A Night in Sickbay" - an episode so bad, it defies brief description. Witness as Archer fails to have basic adult coping skills, more cringe exploitation happens, and we question the sanity and good sense of everyone involved.

The NX-01 gets a refit AND helps itself to some totally not suspect brisket at the local Space Buc-ee's in "Dead Stop"! Trip and Reed try to Solid Snake, Archer has poorly articulated feelings, and we find out the real reason Mayweather is on this show as we review this shadow two-parter.

It's just two lads talking about disarming some bombs ... but enough about Joseph and Peter, this is an episode about "Minefield". When the NX-01 oopsie doodles into a very confusing trap, Reed finds chit-chatting with Archer so intolerable, he tries to eighty-six himself on the spot. We feel you, bro.

We head back into the time to the days of Sputnik, I Love Lucy, and...secret first contact between T'Pol's great, great grandma and the world's nicest coal mining town in "Carbon Creek". We get an out-of-place, late season filler episode that isn't terrible, and also features the most blatant sexual exploitation to date! Truly this one has everything!

The NX-01 continues it's battle against weird time nonsense as we review "Shockwave Pt.2"! As Archer and Space Zuck try and come up with a plan at some random library's fiction section, how many scenes of blatant sexual exploitation can the episode fit in? Two! The answer is two!

Previously a Patreon exclusive, enjoy our first ever review of an actual TNG production - "Star Trek: Generations". Listen as Joseph tries to convince Peter the film is Actually Good, while he fights the hater's fight. Who will win? Listen and find out!

We take a quick detour back to familiar characters in an unfamiliar place as we interview Johnathan "JK" Morris, the creator of the excellent Voyager Season 8 Podcast! Listen in as we praise his writing and vision, dog on on his perfectionist release schedule, and tell you all how much you need to be listening!

You can cut the sexual tension with a knife as Joseph and Peter provide the Enterprise Season 1 RIP in our first in person recording in years! What is the worst, what is the best, and what new awards do we hand out this time around? Listen and find out!