V'Ger Please!

Peter and Joseph discuss the many, many, many lows of ENT Season 2, what was salvageable, and if any of it was worth it.

The show we knew gets chucked right out the window as we finally hit "The Expanse"! Archer ducks his court date, as Earth get's 9/11'd real hard. Turns out you can to the terrorisim plotline in the 22nd century, too! Also: It good.

We get one more episodic adventure before sending Season Two (or Poo) off to the sunset as we review "Bounty". Archer pulls a double plus Uno reverse card jail break with a guy just trying to get his sweet ride back all while the writers find one more way to get T'Pol's clothes off.

We get another, less cosmic step into the past when we review "First Flight"! Back in the day, Archer wanted to prove he had The Right Stuff, but can he overcome Action Grandpa?

Your hosts meet some old Swedish friends as we review "Regeneration"! When those darn zombie cyborgs recreate "The Thing", can the NX-01 find that Janeway magic in time?

Yours hosts watch a wierd one to consume in 2023 as we review "Cogenitor". We lament that they picked Trip to be the vehicle for a little too much American style freedom as Reed takes Mrs. Ugg for a wide in his Weapons Bay.

Your heroes review "The Breach", the most unlikely combination of rock climbing and space racists you have ever seen! We get a very confusing but specific set of problems as the NX-01 sends Travis, his biceps, and some dweebs to rescue scientists. Also Phlox has his Very Special Episode.

That's a big 10-4 there good buddy as we see some more Space Trucker Justice in "Horizon". While the NX-01 goes on a side quest of Trip flirting with T'Pol, Mayweather visits home sweet...ship? Can Travis keep his little bro from going full Space Coward or Space Fascist?

We will have order in this judicial process as we review "Judgment"! Enterprise indulges its best habits as Archer gets a taste of Law & Order: Qapla Unit, JG gets to do his thing, and we get a heaping pile of crunchy Klingon backstory.

The recovery of Season Two from it's scatalogical description takes a step back as we review "The Crossing". When the NX-01 encounters humanity's first brush with the dreaded body snatch plotline, everyone - particularly the writers - make every incorrect decision.