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Alternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing.

We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, we both know you're wrong.

Alternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde.

We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.

Alternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine.

We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time.

Alternate Title: Jungle Juicing.

We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together.

Alternate Title: Drunkin' Loves.

We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.

Alternate Title: Not So Super Cop.

We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.

Alternate Title: It's Like a Poem.

We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.

Alternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch.

We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...

Alternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us.

We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman. **This one has some sound issues that should be fixed next time. We blame Zoom or anyone besides ourselves*

Alternate Title: TETSUOOO!

We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.