VHS KvLT

Alternate Title: PaddyWhackin'.

We watched Waking Ned Devine. It's cute, it's fun, it's what you should watch as the world eats toilet paper.

Alternate Title: My Stepdad's a Ninja.

This one's got ninjas—kind of. We watched Enter The Ninja, a movie that isn't as sexy as its title suggests.

Alternate Title: Everyone Wants to Die in a Karate Fight.

We watch a Chuck Norris movie this week. It's Lone Wolf McQuade time.

Alternate Title: Quick Qualities.

We watched Harlem Nights. It's a movie that's got lots of fun people in it then we talk about boxing.

Alternate Title: White Savior Does A Voodoo.

We watched Wes Craven's The Serpent and The Rainbow, the narration and title pages will till you most of what you need to know. Kyle does a gate keep.

Alternate Title: The Big Dipper Does Sword and Sorcery.

We watched Conan The Destroyer. Actually, very little was destroyed - except our desire for another Conan movie.

Alternate Title: Bushido Are For The Nerds.

We watched Shogun Assassin this week. Quentin Tarantino guy referenced it in Kill Bill, but we don't talk about that.

Alternate Title: Shine On You Crazy Alcoholic.

We watched The Shining. This one is about that and Stanley Kubric Stephen King and CIA experiments and there's probably some Doctor Sleep spoilers in here too. It's a grand time, had by two people.

Alternate Title: The KvLT Bans Clint Eastwood.

We watched Pale Rider this week. KZA does an expose on Clint, Clint doesn't make out unscathed.

Alternate Title: Samurai Showdowns.

It's Akira Kurosawa time. We watched Ran; it's one of those samurai pictures.