ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? That's right, Vintage Cinema Rewind steps into the arena with Ridley Scott's 2000 masterpiece: Gladiator! When Roman general Blake angers the spurned son of the emperor, heads start rolling. He finds himself sold into slavery, where Michael decides to make a reluctant champion out of him. Can Blake avenge his family and set right what has gone so horribly wrong? Or will he end up fed to the tigers?

 

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One Scene to Sell the Movie:

Blake: Gladiator (2000) - The Battle Against Germania Scene | Movieclips

Michael: Gladiator (2000) - Are You Not Entertained? Scene | Movieclips

How did a trip to the cemetery to make sure no one desecrated Grandpa's corpse go so wrong? Vintage Cinema Rewind continues with their Deep Dive on Tobe Hooper's spine-chilling, toe-curling, forehead-smashing-with-a-hammer horror film: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre! When night falls and with the group scattered to parts unknown, Blake and Michael decide to go looking for their friends. Can they escape the butcher's clutches? Or will they be forced to endure the most unpleasant meal of their lives (save Thanksgiving with their extended families)?

 

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The podcast which you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy starring two once-youths, in particular Blake and his strange friend, Michael. It is all the more tragic in that they were young (well. Youngish.) But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to discuss such a mad and macabre film that they were to see that day. That's right, Vintage Cinema Rewind is celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of Tobe Hooper's The Texas Chain Saw Massacre! When a trip down south leads Blake and Michael astray, can they escape with their skin still intact? Or will they end up part of some roadside barbecue?

 

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I have crossed oceans of time to find... a B- film podcast by two C+ hosts. Vintage Cinema Rewind continues with their Deep Dive on Bram Stoker's Dracula. Count Michael is still running afoul in the streets of London, stealing your blood and your girl. Blake manages to return home mostly unscathed, save for some new grey hairs. Can he, three suitors (don't ask), and a very eccentric Van Helsing stop the evil count in time? Or will we be subjected to many, many more strange sex scenes?

 

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"I never drink... wine." Vintage Cinema Rewind rings in the 2024 spooky season with Francis Ford Coppola's iconic vampire flick: Bram Stoker's Dracula! When Blake, a young law clerk, is sent to Transylvania to complete a job, he is welcomed into the arms of Count Michael--a strange old man with a stranger accent. As things turn weirder (and that's putting it mildly), can Blake escape with the blood in his veins? Or will he end up lost to the shadows?

 

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One Scene to sell the Movie

Michael: Bram Stoker's Dracula (1/8) Movie CLIP - Renunciation of God (1992) HD (youtube.com)

Blake: Bram Stoker's Dracula (7/8) Movie CLIP - Rats (1992) HD - YouTube

"I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy." Vintage Cinema Rewind continues with their Deep Dive on Batman: Mask of the Phantasm. The noose is tightening around our favourite vigilante's throat. The Phantasm is still at large. The police are out for Batman's pointy ears. An old love is sticking a knife in his heart. And a certain jabbering Clown Prince of Crime might just have sauntered into the picture. To help him cope, Blake and Michael discuss the movie's film noir ambience, the iconic Shirley Walker score, and the explosive ending. Can Batman clear his name? Or is this one promise he can't keep?

 

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It's Michael's birthday on Vintage Cinema Rewind! To celebrate his impending senility, they decided to cover one of his favourite films: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm! As a mysterious new cloaked figure begins picking off gangsters, the citizens of Gotham blame the rising pile of corpses on their resident Caped Crusader. Can Batman unravel this mystery while also dealing with the machinations of an old flame? More importantly, is this an overlooked masterpiece? Or something for the bats?

 

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One Scene to Sell the Movie: Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (5/10) Movie CLIP - Batman Begins (1993) HD (youtube.com)

Faith is a torment. It is like loving someone who is out there in the darkness but never appears, no matter how loudly you call. Vintage Cinema Rewind continues with a Deep Dive on Ingmar Bergman's soulful meditation on life, death, and adultery: The Seventh Seal. Michael's chess game with Death continues. Yet despite a valiant assault, the Reaper's black hand continues to close in around him. To distract himself, he and Blake fall in with a troupe of actors and discuss the film's heady themes, tragicomic tone, and descent into despair. Can Michael uncover any mysteries of the universe before the game concludes? Or has the victor already been decided?

We must make an idol of our fear, and call it God. That's right, Vintage Cinema Rewind is back with Ingmar Bergman's 1957 masterpiece: The Seventh Seal! Blake and Michael have returned from the Crusades to their Black Plague-ravaged homeland, and they are not having it. But after a long night of drinking worthy of a Todd Phillips movie, Michael encounters Death himself and challenges him to a game of chess. Can he outwit the Grim Reaper long enough to find significance in his miserable, meaningless life? Or is Death himself hiding no answers?

 

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One Scene to sell the movie:

Blake: The Seventh Seal - The knight meets Death [English sub] (youtube.com)

Michael: The seventh seal: confession to death scene (youtube.com)