Virgo Season

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This week's episode of Virgo Season is giving… well, we're not exactly sure what it's giving. But it's giving!

• Chris Brown is shaking down his fans.
• Ye got y'all diving in dumpsters for rations.
• Some of y'all are lost in the [pink] sauce. Buying food from strangers over the internet. WHY?
• Joyhdae is having issues with the Desus & Mero break-up, but not for the reasons you think.
• Ryan is giving intoxicated relationship guru.
• The Virgos are putting your Virgo Season knowledge to the test!

They really messed around and gave us a podcast!

Don't forget to check out The Virgos' dueling playlists on Spotify.   

@ohblackryan - Afrobeat Mix:  https://sptfy.com/KHrY

@joyhdaesays - R&B Summer Mix: https://sptfy.com/KHrV

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“First, the Bodega Boys break up. Now every Thursday I wake up and download a new Virgo Season episode…” (IYKYK)

Class is in session, and Abbott Elementary is on the Emmy ballot. Quinta Brunson is out here making history.

On this week's episode:

• Are we ever going to get another Jay-Z album? 
• WHERE’S THE THIGH MEAT, FELLAS? Inquiring minds want to know.  
• STRANGER DANGER! Ryan is outside and en route to a horror film tragedy.  
• The Virgos have things to say about marriage rules.
• Khloe Kardashian’s desperation.
• Once again, Ye playing y’all for a fool. 

Y’all ready to step into the Shade [Rest]room with The Virgos? Wash your DAMN hands!

Don’t forget to check out The Virgos’ dueling playlists on Spotify.   

@ohblackryan - Afrobeat Mix:  https://sptfy.com/KHrY

@joyhdaesays - R&B Summer Mix: https://sptfy.com/KHrV

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Jeen•Yus: What Kanye thinks he is and where Joyhdae and Ryan have different opinions.

This week: 

• Parents are out here provoking their kids into imaginary fights.
• Elon Musk is broke and beefing with Donald Trump. 
• Ryan is ready to test drive Ye’s foam car, while North West still hates the paparazzi.  
• Are Joyhdae and Ryan ready to face middle age?
• Why is Macy Gray talking out her ass?

The Virgos finally dropped their Spotify Playlists!

@ohblackryan - Afrobeat Mix:  https://sptfy.com/KHrY

@joyhdaesays - R&B Summer Mix: https://sptfy.com/KHrV

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You all are out here cussin' The Virgos out and saving lives!  Love it!

This Week: 

 Joyhdae & Ryan try to figure out what Beyonce has up her sleeve — their coins and ears are ready!  

The streets are campaigning for a Chris Brown vs. Usher Verzuz — haven't we been through enough?  Why are all of you choosing violence?  Speaking of... R.Kelly & Bill Cosby deserve everything coming their way and then some.

 Joyhdae's "friend" is... Ummm... conflicted, and Ryan is appalled by "y'allz" hygiene.

Is it the 11th?  Are you all ex's kids happy with their meals or Nah?

It's another eventful week of Virgo Season.

We're just going to drop this here:

https://www.cdc.gov/handwashing/when-how-handwashing.html

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This Week: A smidge ghetto. We apologize in advance.

There was a lot of Virgo Activity happening this week. Beyonce broke souls and wallets, Mario sang O’s around Omarion, Taraji Taraji’d, and Joyhdae’s Muni Long, but she still got Summer Walkered (fire the copywriter ).

Meanwhile, Papi, we mean, Diddy, got his flowers and thanked his exes.

The Virgos are tired and convinced we are living in the most extended episode of Black Mirror.

Who let Clarence Thomas out of the house?  The Supreme Court is giving Guiliani Assault.  Also, Why is Ryan doing math equations?  School’s out!

Ways you can take action re: Roe vs. Wade.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WUqUomhhzf1Weub1O-o1-l_R9r_QTxJ9lFkEuPUulqo/edit

P.S.  Joyhdae doesn’t have The Rona… just Chanel aroma!

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un·cul·tured (adjective)

Not characterized by good taste, manners, or education (Joyhdae obviously doesn't know what this word means)

This week:

 Joyhdae & Ryan are giving us everything about nothing. #TheVirgos aren't seeing I2I and are playing #UnculturedTags with Joel Osteen and his blessings (rolls eyes).  

Elephants are no longer in the room — they’re outside, holding grudges!  

It’s finally Ryan’s turn on the Summer Jam screen (showcased with godly graphics and in high definition). 

And, just how many piercings does Joyhdae have?

Listen… #IYKYK

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#TheVirgos are finding out that they may not know each other, as well as they, thought they did. 

This week:  Joyhdae and Ryan are waxing lyrical about drag queens and unicorns.  Saucy Santana is playing himself instead of Powerball.  City Girls are up and Diddy is down, bad.  Inflation is at a four-decade high, and our hosts are thinking quickly on their #onlyfeet.  The question is… are they getting on that B7 Jersey Bus, though?

"Joyhdae, what we is?” - Ryan

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There’s a war brewing between #TheVirgos

Ryan’s plastering personal dating ads for Joyhdae around the internet, and Joyhdae is Grandpa DM mad!  The summer body is in full effect, a musky b-side, a lobby to end black-on-black demon-time, and contrary to what you may have heard — Joyhdae did not get back together with Michael B. 

“When I tell you…I love Thursdays…!!!”

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Are y'all ready for hoochie daddy season?

This week Joyhdae and Ryan talk about Ryan's short shorts, B-Rocka being a no-no, Grandpa's sliding in Joyhdae's DM's, and why politicians need to keep Chicago out of their mouths.

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Never have "The Virgos" ever used calculus in their daily lives. This week, Joyhdae & Ryan act like adults and talk about grown folks' business; you know -- mortgages, retirement accounts, and why parenthood isn't for the weak (or, as Ryan would have it - Parenting be Parenting!).

 Also, Joyhdae might find someone to lay her rug. Only time will tell (or her OCD décor). 

Who gave these two a show?

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