Its here, and it's medium

Big Boy talks Star Wars and Marvel

Dating in the Modern Era

Drinking is cool

So, we don't have a full episode for you this week. Al has one billion things that are due in an immediate fashion. Big Boy anticipates putting out a solo episode for this week and we are making plans to have back up measures in place for any future times when one of us may be otherwise engaged (solo episodes, special content episodes - coffee, fandoms, etc, special guests). 

We thank you all for your constant support and patronage. As always, we love you and and we'll see you next week. 

@ Hogwarts, New cleared this up for cannon purposes. Re: Quivering. 

We are now accepting applications for a companion for Big Boy. Look forward to a link to our google form. 

We have pride, not in a gay way. 

How does one reclaim their power? Apparently, it requires moonlight. 

What are we watching? Listening to? Reading?

Uncanny Valley. Yikes. 

Dating updates. 

System is Broken: an update. 

Ghosts in Big Boy's house. 

GOD: No more eating and No more about the Fucking Fish

Sublimate everything and piss tears. 

Upset how taxes work? So are We (the royal We, including Andrew Yang)

Has Stargate SG1 and Dr. Daniel Jackson predicted the inevitable invasion of the Goa-uld with their pyramid spacecraft? Big Boy believes so.

In this off-the-cuff episode we discuss very little, but we do chew very loudly for the last 15 minutes.

Enjoy the free ASMR

People are generally awful. 

Donate your sex toys to the goodwill.... did I say sex toy? I meant, ummmm, clothes. 

Can suicidal celebrities just donate all their money to the lesser fortunate before they do anything crazy?

Yeah, T Swift and Jenn Anniston are goddesses. 

So...

Dr. Drew is running for Governor of California, maybe. He'd be so dope at it. He really cares about the homeless people. 

Speaking of homeless people, watch Cecil Hotel joint on Netflix. It's pretty crazy. 

Jiff, as peanut. butter. goes, is better. we all know this. 

Vin diagrams are flowers. 

Slipping into delusion and hovering at the veil. 

As VAJ's very own Stalker Sarah, Posh had a few things to say and Big Boy and Al think you're going to love it. 

New TV show pitch: Boy Meets VAJ - not starring the wife of Not Cinnamon Toast Crab Legs Guy. 

Dick Lips Be Chaffed AF. Missed Posh with Every bit of that one. 

Eat My Soul. Declarative sentence. 

If the Silmarillion were about Rednecks...

Donate to your local food pantry. 

The pointer finger is just the elder wand. 

Thank You to Posh for making this episode of VAJ extra special, super fun and for making us look terrible... because you're amazing. Thank you, Posh, for your dedication and for stalking us like Stalker Sarah. 

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Dog Tweets are SLICK. This woman wants to "make a family" with her dog. I don't think that's what she wanted to say. 

Big Boy: "If people get out of line, I'll kill 'em."

Da Baby and the Grammys

Harry Styles is so cute. Apparently. 

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