Are. you. fucked?

Are the student at Hogwarts just always fucking?

Does anyone have any Lemmon 714s?

@SportySpice, be in The Greatest Showman, ya know?

Why has teacher/student sex become so mainstream? We're just not upset about it anymore?

Are we upset about that "goddamn Dr. Seuss?" No? Me either. 

It's confirmed, you, our loyal followers are called JUICY J'S!!!!!

Thank you for your continued patronage and support. Juicy J's are the best type of VAJs. 

Wow. Talk about 112/1000

Did Al fall asleep mid recording? No. But did she almost? Yes. 

If you aren't already a _________(insert fun name of our followers here)______ [following us on Patreon] and you want exclusive and deeply personal episodes, you should probably get into it. 

Merch is on the way. 

If you don't already sponsor us via Patreon... get into it because we have some shitb to say..... if you didn't already know that........... 

 www.patreon.com/vividapplejuice

The royal Hi!

L'appel du vide. Look it up. 

We need public executions. 

Pascal's wager: argument for religion. If you're nice, you'll be rewarded with infinite happiness. So even if the chance that God exists is .0000001 repeating chance, infinity times that number is still infinity. So be nice to people. The opposite, you ask?... infinite punishment for a finite crime. Morally a grey area. 

If TV taught us anything, rape 'em. 

This is the 21st crime

34+35

Many Beers

Opportunistically Prohibitive

This week a Florida man is Anger wanking to get you (royal you) all of the money

No more mister nice guy, get at us

Is Al Al Roker?

Don't be so ginger with your sniffing

Thank you first responders (hotel concierges)

Crew member with a squirt gun full of fake jizz spraying Jody Foster all day long

Big Boy red silhouette challenge?

No, you didn't miss anything from the beginning--we just redacted some stuff about Al's WAP. 

Do you have a slipped disk? 

Were you a gifted child?

On?

In?

...or near?

If you're looking for classes on adulting, you, like us, have made a mistake.

May the odds be ever in your favor, Panem's songbird Lady Trinkett sang the national anthem at the Biden Inauguration. 

The sound of silence. 192/1000.

Warning: lots of looking at photos or other visual representations. 

Who's been touching you? Let's find out.

Or is the title "Just Ask for Me Strategies?" In this thrilling, poetic (to start) episode we learn all about President Trump's impeachment and STI's--or are they just one in the same? Is anyone else feeling wet from this episode? No? Just a drowning dream and all of the talk about Chlamydia. You all are most certainly welcome for Birds and the Bees talk in this episode, we know you want to call us "daddy."

What can I say? We're the best and you're the best for being ours. 

If the followers of YMH are called mommies, what should we call you all? Dreamers? Nah. VAJs? I think more on this.