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"You look too sincere in your eyes right now" - Big Boy

"If a box of wine were a person" - Al

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Thank you all for your continued support and for not forgetting about us. We know we've been inconsistent and wanting but we're going to do better.... for you, for us and because we must.... half way into a cup of whiskey, Al is like... "into the community."

We are the most sorry for our long and undue absence but we're back and just as..... well, we're back!

Sound issues? I have no idea what you mean... (sorry) working on it!

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We’re back! 

Sorry for the audio issues, we’re working on a new solution.

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Don't let the title fool you — this isn't nearly as bad as it could've been.

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