VPR is back baby! If you have given up on this season it's time to jump back in because the mess has arrived. I am as unhinged as Scheana is in this recap so I apologize for talking at 1.5 speed and swearing like a sailor.

Scheana is over Ariana and her breakup with Sandoval being all about Ariana. How dare she? Lala is Scheana's mouthpiece, Katie is speaking on behalf of Ariana and all Ally wants to do is throw everyone out of her house and sage the place. We have too much of Jo and Lisa and too little of Katie vs. Lala. Rumors and nastiness are floating about Jax and gearing us up for the Valley/Village premiere next week. We have a Diet Coke ice cream date, astrology readings, sperm donors and all you can eat meat. This episode was so good.

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