Earl Skakel returns to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls! LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN!

In this week's episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, w3 catch up with Mideast Correspondent Matt Billon! Plus Stupid Pet Trix and a bloodless coup!!!

You’re on your lunch break, scrolling through your phone, killing time before you go back to the grind. You leave a salty comment on a stranger’s selfie, chuckle to yourself and head back to work. Upon entering your cubicle you are informed that you must clean out your desk and leave immediately; you’ve been fired! Someone took offense to your salty facebook comment and contacted your employer. Riding the subway home you wonder what you’re going to tell the missus; turns out it’s not an issue cos you return to an empty home and a note from your wife explaining she got a call from someone on your Facebook and now she’s left you. At least she didn’t take the TV…you turn it on and see your own face staring back at you; the news is doing a special report on what a creepy asshole you are. You switch off the TV, slip in the earbuds, switch on W3 Thr33 Tr0lls and slip the noose around your neck; you kick the chair over just in time to narrowly avoid being lynched by the townsfolk with pitchforks who swarm into your room. They leave dejected, setting fire to your home as they depart in silence.

You’re 33 days clean. No one thought you’d make it this far; by day 3 you were a raging lunatic. Took 3 days just to stop shaking, another 3 days to stop sweating. But now your life is (finally) back on track! You’ve been sleeping a solid 8 hours a night, like a real live normal human being! The nightmares are persistent but tolerable...until tonight. Tonight you saw her in your dream, your ex, the one who drove you to drink & drug in the 1st place...the dream was so vivid you could smell her perfume when you woke up...3 minutes later & your dealer was on the line. Now you play the waiting game...may as well listen to the new episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls while you wait for your dealer to arrive so you can fall off the wagon in style!

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Los Angeles-based comedian Quincy Weekley is the guest for this very special episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls! SOLID.

You haven’t seen your father in 3 years...you’ve always had a strained relationship with the man & now you have nothing at all. You hate that it’s like this. You decide to reach out to your old man, you decide you are going to tell him his son is a homosexual & that’s why you escaped to the big city as soon as you graduated high school. You anticipate a fight but it’s something you have to do. You call your father & he agrees to meet up. You meet up at a diner. Your father looks rough. You tell him you have something very important to tell him. He has something he wants to tell you too! You tell him to go first. Your father informs you he has terminal anal cancer & only a month to live. You bite your tongue; your father will go to the grave never truly having known his son. Someone plays the new episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls on the jukebox. You sit in silence, tears racing down your face.

On the East Coast you're the king! You've illegally videotaped and illicitly sold over 3,000 bootleg concert videos...that's right, you're the king of boot-licking rock video bootleggers! This year you've decided to branch out, you've decided to bootleg something besides rock 'n' roll concerts, you start bootlegging comedy shows. You have a hook-up at The World Famous Comedy Store and, for a small fee, he lets you set up your camcorder in the sound booth above the stage. Tonight you're taping W3 thr33 Tr0lls, the hottest ticket in town! You're about to pay off that massive Twinkies debt! Or so you think; little do you know security has been onto you the whole night! They scoop you up and deposit you on the curb. They smash your camcorder and all of your video cassettes. The Tr0lls make the scene, all wearing steel-toed combat boots, and tell you to bite the curb. You do as you are told. You do not recall what happens next.

Every day it’s the same: You punch in, work your balls off, punch out. The only thing that makes it tolerable is W3 Thr33 Tr0lls; without it, where would you be…?

It's 25 years ago today that your father went away...permanently...you were only 2 at the time; your own father is little more than a stranger to you...every year on this day you go look at the ocean...every year on this day you reflect, you wonder why it had to be this way...today feels especially bittersweet: today you are 27, the same age your father was 25 years ago when he brought the shotgun to his face...as you pop the earbuds in you feel tears roll down your face, the face everyone agrees looks just like your old man's...you listen to the latest episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, hoping in vain that the tears will stop flowing...gee, if only W3 Thr33 Tr0lls had existed in 1994, Kurt Cobain might still be alive today and you might still have a father...