Willie Hunter is our guest on our historic 55th voyage! Who's that reaching down to hand you a rainbow? It's W3 Thr33 Tr0lls!

You met her online. It was love at first byte, LOL, that’s a computer pun. For weeks you emailed & from there it moved to incessant texting. You told her all your dreams. She told you she wanted to see Paris before she died. You bought the plane tickets without hesitation; the ideal setting to ask for her hand in marriage. You plan to meet up at the international gate at LAX. You show but she doesn’t. When you check to see if she’s picked up her boarding pass you are informed that her ticket has been cashed out. When you text her she fesses up: she is not the love of your life but a common grifter. Fuck it. You decide to go to Paris anyway (during your trip you will be savagely beaten & raped by a group of immigrants but that’s a story for another day!). You’ve got a long flight ahead of you, good thing W3 Thr33 Tr0lls just put up a new ‘cast! The tears start falling...

New year, new you...isn't that what they always spew? This year was going to be different...started off promising enough: bright and early at the crack of dawn you went hiking, your iPod your only company. You were so enthralled by the latest episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls you didn't even notice when you'd left the path, you noticed nothing until several hours later when it started to get dark and you realized you were lost. That was 33 hours ago. You've fallen into a canyon and you can't move your body because your spine has been severed...luckily, your earbuds stayed in place and you can listen to W3 Thr33 Tr0lls as you die! W3 Thr33 Tr0lls: Your Trusted Friend.

You're on the ground in the fetal position, gnashing your teeth in agony, your cellphone blaring the latest episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, relief nowhere to be found. You're passing kidney stones. Ouch! The pain of passin' stones is said to be worse than childbirth or even a broken heart. Nothing dulls the pain, not W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, not even the fentanyl your friend brought over. She said, "This is the stuff that's killing everyone, Mac Miller overdosed on it." She only gave you a single pill cut in half. She warned you that this particular batch of fentanyl was bootleg shit some geek made in his bedroom and it was never mixed well so don't take all of it at once!!! You took all of it as soon as she was outta sight. But the pain persists, insisting you stay on the floor, writhing...now you're sweating, burnin' up while freezin' cold... Oh, shit, maybe this is it...you took too much, didn't you, and it STILL hurts! Lights flickering in and out... Puffy white clouds beckoning...all your childhood pets are there and so's W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, all decked out in white suits! BITCHIN

On this 51st voyage of the good ship W3 Thr33 Tr0lls, the gang sits down with Joe Marrese, a comedian from Chicago currently doing time in the Los Angeles comedy scene.

For episode #50 of W3 Thr33 tr0lls we wanted to do something special, so we invited O.G. troll Nick Kekeris down to clown around in The Brat Cave. Nick came up with the name of the podcast so it only seemed fitting that he would be our extra special guest for this auspicious occasion! And he did not disappoint, call in the volunteer fire brigade cos this one's a real barn-burner! Praise Kek!

Better late than never...better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all, according to your better half, who better be gone by the time you get home from work...bet her new beau helped her moved out, well, he better watch out...you've been feeling bad but now you feel better: the long awaited new episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls has been put online and there better be a beer in the fridge for you to sip on as you aurally peep its pleasures...or maybe it's best if the fridge is empty, better to listen at the gym, bettering yourself for a better partner...for the better part of an hour you've been polishing your pistol...better get right with God? You better believe it.

Every day it's the same: you scour the Missed Connections section of Craigslist hoping to find someone hoping to find you...and every day you come up empty...until today! You recognized yourself immediately in the Missed Connection; after all, who else could be described as The World's Tallest Midget?! You don't want to appear eager so you wait 3 minutes to respond. Fast-forward 3 hours and the bus has dropped you off right in front of your new love's sober living facility. Fast-forward 3 more hours and you've been tied up in a dark room for much of the evening, earbuds duct-taped in place, the earbuds ceaselessly blaring the latest episode of w3 Thr33 Tr0lls on repeat, your new love having vacated the premises with your money and credit cards. So this is what it sounds like when doves cry...

Every day it's the same but not today because today is Thanksgiving, that special day when you go home to remind yourself of why you left home in the 1st place… Your mother asked you to make your famous waffle cone casserole. You agree but this year you add an extra special ingredient: LSD, something truly to be thankful for. 33 minutes into dinner your father starts seeing visions from the dark side and your mother shrieks out a confession of cheating on your papa with the mailman…so that’s why you’re biracial!!! You put W3 Thr33 Tr0lls on the stereo and crank it up to 11, which only drives your parents madder. The night’s festivities conclude with your father in handcuffs and your mother battered from fisticuffs. Your little stunt has fucked up your parents but good! Serves ‘em right for fucking YOU up the way they did…revenge truly is a dish best served cold.

FIRE: man's bestest friend and most fearsome foe! Man has made fire his bitch for thousands of years now, using fire's foul breath to heat up SpaghettiOs. But UH OH sometimes fire reminds man who's the boss (spoiler alert: IT AM FIRE!). This week was one such an occasion, for fire done run amok all over the not-so-great state of Commiefornia! Normally we'd be psyched but said fire nipped at the heels of one of our very own! EGADS! Have no fear, pleb, W3 Thr33 Tr0lls is one the case! W3 Thr33 Tr0lls: your trusted friend.