Ever wonder what happens when you mix dark gods, self-driving cars, and a dysfunctional team of grimdark misfits with questionable decision-making skills? Welcome to the Warhammer 40K actual play recap you didn't know you needed.

Episode Summary

In this delightfully chaotic recap, the RPGBOT crew careens through a whirlwind of topics, from the pending excitement of new Pathfinder 2 classes to the mechanized nightmare of self-driving job loss. But the star of the show? A deep dive into the ridiculous, horrifying, and sometimes oddly comedic world of Warhammer 40k: Imperium Maledictum.

The gang reflects on their actual play experience, sharing insights on the warp-charged mechanics of psychic powers, the elegance (yes, really) of the d100 system, and the sweet spot between cosmic horror and laugh-out-loud party banter. Standout moments from characters like Scythia highlight how understanding mechanics and leaning into the absurd can lead to both strategic victories and glorious trainwrecks.

Also: why your next campaign might just need a healthy dose of paranoia, failed rolls, and heretical banter.

• Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook (affiliate link)
• RPGBOT Review
• Imperium Maledictum GM Screen (affiliate link)
• Imperium Maledictum Starter Set (affiliate link)

RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes

• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 1
• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 2
• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 3

Key Takeaways

Tabletop Revelations

• Pathfinder 2e is teasing new classes, which is great news for people who believe “too many options” is just a myth.
• Self-driving tech is getting smarter. Human drivers? Not so much.
• NPCs aren't just background noise—they're cannon fodder, moral compasses, and comedic relief.

Warhammer Woes and Wins

• Warhammer 40K is not just grimdark—it’s grim-snark.
• Psychic powers in Imperium Maledictum are just as likely to solve your problems as create new ones with warp-fueled explosions.
• The warp charge system is like gambling, but with more nosebleeds and moral consequences.
• D100 mechanics: Because nothing says “drama” like rolling a 97 when you needed a 10.
• Character creation in Warhammer is like writing your own Greek tragedy... but with more skulls.

Gameplay Gold

• Humor thrives in darkness—especially when your team’s best plan is “hope we survive.”
• Character traits are more than flavor text—they're fuel for absolute chaos.
• Encounter balance isn’t just math; it’s an artform, especially when your enemies can casually explode your squad.
• Actual play storytelling can (and should) embrace both horror and hilarity.

Meta Moments

• Scythia proves that understanding your character can turn a minor scene into campaign legend.
• Chaotic mission execution? Still better than not having a plan at all.
• New players are often baffled by the absurdity of 40K—and then completely hooked by it.
• The crew’s blend of mechanics mastery and storytelling madness creates a rich, laugh-filled narrative.

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