Diner date cost 300$, getting horrible food poisoning, ghost taking a shit, devil board, I’m going to die

Boss is gets in my face, working out for 4 hours, cops are cunts in a small town , I never smoked weed behind a rock

African mormons show up spreading the word of god, my buddies autistic kid eats shit and smears it on the walls.

Trip back to my home town, I hate everyone in that town, cops follow me home, shroom trip 8 hours, kids creep me out, your daughter is cute as fuck

Shrooms, huge lies as a child, demons on shrooms, faking a cum, 97 year old blind and dead guy

Quitting the drink, rib fest on drugs, Down syndrome kids are assholes, blue jays drunk, 155$ on beer, fighting an old man

Boss cuts his cock off, hot dogs in the pussy, jelly bean sex, ex boyfriend jerking off to new boyfriend, make neighbors

LetterKenny is kinda funny, maple syrup is a show, the Italian mob is here, Pauly D blow back

Bday bum sex talk, anal love, sex tape, Jesse is high as fuck

Mags talks about dealing dick pills to the guys at work and how he found his buddies sister on onlyfans