Fat cunt seeking kids to gay dudes , my buddy hitting golf balls at the sky dome ,

Engagement ring, fighting a African family, child custody..I’m drunk

Bank adventure, elderly couple, tanning is so gay, matching fat suits

Talking black out drunk dialing friends after 15 years , 9 year old swearing up a storm, insane Rolex

Talking about my vacation to the islands and pissing on my leg with a tad of bully fights and caffeine pilll overdoses

Indian kids jerking off, parents getting scammed, foot pics for creeps, shadow gays, pimp wants to kill me

Did some hard drinking and baseball playing this weekend with a few god stories about the players and owners

Saw a guy licking a kids face, stoned at work, guy laughs at my poop, Tom Brady did it!!!

Diner date cost 300$, getting horrible food poisoning, ghost taking a shit, devil board, I’m going to die