Talking about my vacation to the islands and pissing on my leg with a tad of bully fights and caffeine pilll overdoses

Indian kids jerking off, parents getting scammed, foot pics for creeps, shadow gays, pimp wants to kill me

Did some hard drinking and baseball playing this weekend with a few god stories about the players and owners

Saw a guy licking a kids face, stoned at work, guy laughs at my poop, Tom Brady did it!!!

Diner date cost 300$, getting horrible food poisoning, ghost taking a shit, devil board, I’m going to die

Boss is gets in my face, working out for 4 hours, cops are cunts in a small town , I never smoked weed behind a rock

African mormons show up spreading the word of god, my buddies autistic kid eats shit and smears it on the walls.

Trip back to my home town, I hate everyone in that town, cops follow me home, shroom trip 8 hours, kids creep me out, your daughter is cute as fuck

Shrooms, huge lies as a child, demons on shrooms, faking a cum, 97 year old blind and dead guy

Quitting the drink, rib fest on drugs, Down syndrome kids are assholes, blue jays drunk, 155$ on beer, fighting an old man