2 gay blind dates, Boy butter in the gayborhood, selling weed on Facebook, native drug deals gone bad

circumsicion, 100 ways to wake off, pancake flavoured sex lube, wal mart raspberry lube, crusty cum sock, shitting with my boss, shitting out sand ,pig golfing, 5$ grass cut cunt

- Fuck Mike Myers

- Psycho Dad

- Smoking Pregnant in the 80’s

- Bootcamp Sex Ed

- Sprite Bottle Vagina

Cursed witch crapping, Titanic costume, old lady fudge, chessboard freak out, grounded glue money, cheesy prank, creepy Santa candy, fuck bills mom, your trucks on fire Billy boy

Forgetting 10 Grand, soccer mom, medieval sexy moms, sex club creepers, swinger sex club, Ballet dancer blue balls, friend zone fuck face, breast milk move, titty milk Mags, breast milk cheese, Toronto UFO’s, jerking off in space

Day Drunk tornado Tuesday, drunk Jordan trashed his house, super drunk Jordan, Millionaire meth head, virtual reality stoned bus ride, pussy heartburn, crazy suicide chick, thief crazy slut, murder in my moms house , murder neighbor guy, jerk off monkey

My herpes is back, kissing a witches toilet, bastard kid, pulled the fire alarm, my boss is a prick, killing shit on a first date, Hunting Jesus looks wild, Dine and dash drunk, gay dude wanted to fight me bro, crazy as a shit house rat, Church camp, bible baseball, Nintendo bible game, church sugar racket, kicked out of church camp, crazy church cunts , pastor Paul was a creep show, dick flippin a pastor

Cheeseburger shower, fired over a threesome, lunchtime threesome, Florida man challenge, gold fish disease, eating until you die, Chinese tickle me Elmo, Banned toys, Grade 9 nut shots,

Co-worker porn, stealing panties l, dick dangle and a whore ring, 1000 milligrams of weed, weed heroine,

Day drinking with Jesus, white girl wasted, Hawian pizza puke, 80 year old Irish drunk, 9am Caesar time, part time coke dealer, ripped off 3 grand, times I feared for my life, biker gangs are scary man,