Trip back to my home town, I hate everyone in that town, cops follow me home, shroom trip 8 hours, kids creep me out, your daughter is cute as fuck

Shrooms, huge lies as a child, demons on shrooms, faking a cum, 97 year old blind and dead guy

Quitting the drink, rib fest on drugs, Down syndrome kids are assholes, blue jays drunk, 155$ on beer, fighting an old man

Boss cuts his cock off, hot dogs in the pussy, jelly bean sex, ex boyfriend jerking off to new boyfriend, make neighbors

LetterKenny is kinda funny, maple syrup is a show, the Italian mob is here, Pauly D blow back

Bday bum sex talk, anal love, sex tape, Jesse is high as fuck

Mags talks about dealing dick pills to the guys at work and how he found his buddies sister on onlyfans

Gross pussy, I fucked your wife, hookers and blow, cum jacket, milf porn is hot, mature Asian porn,

Mags talks about a drunk driver he caught, his Spotify being hacked by a nazi, and a few gay stories in between

Racist dude from work, drinking chew spit, washing face with piss, crack house kids, trash bag ball team whore