Warped

Warped

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Warped episodes

  • Episode 150 - Pen Pals
    We're all over the place on this one, you guys. Erin comes in hard with the scorching hot takes like: Does Picard love horses TOO much? And do ugly little girls even DESERVE saving? Meanwhile, Matt explains the prime directive, May orders chili-cheese fries, and we all talk about what's on our Christmas trees. (We recorded this a while ago.) We may admire Picard's management style, but let's face it, Riker's the cool uncle you'd rather hang out with.

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    54 min
  • Episode 149 - The Icarus Factor
    New York's hottest club is The Icarus Factor! It has everything: Slap fights, sperm speed, daddy issues, and Gremlins! Happy New Year, everyone!

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    59 min
  • Episode 148 - Time Squared

    Merry Christmas dear listeners! This holiday season, cozy up with Warped Host Matt's revolutionary cooking technique for eggs. It will change your life and give you a new appreciation for eggs. Minh swears by it!

    At some point we realize that the tides are turning when more of the cast have watched the episodes than not. What has the world come to?

    Shawn then helps us pour a dozen out for the many celebrities who have passed since last we poured one out, which seems to have been since the beginning of Covid. So yea, lots of pouring out. He promises to "go through them quick", which he promptly reneges on.

    While we'll miss the bright lights and beautiful souls lost this year, we will *not* miss this year. Many continued thanks for hanging out on the Warped deck with this our weird group of friends. Live long and prosper, we hope to engage with you in a wonderfully brilliant 2021!


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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 147 - The Royale

    Once again the Warped crew asks the tough questions. Do you own a bolo tie? What defines cheating? What book would you like to be stuck in for decades? ( if you would like to answer this question yourself please email us at [email protected] and maybe we will read it on air!!!!!) and most importantly, who's eating on mic? ( turns out everyone) We learn there is a level of nerd that even Minwin can't handle when the conversation turns to (duh, duh duhhhh) LARPS!!!!!!!!!!!


    Also in this weeks episode we talk about the episode. Like back ground Lionel Richie and the overarching doom of being stuck in a casino for 60 years. All in all a triumph in the pantheon of Warped even if May can't say Data right.


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    1 hr 5 min
  • Episode 146 - Contagion
    Before answering the great questions of the day like: "Do you remember mousse?", "What's the most 90's movie?" and "Where is the pee hole?", the Warped crew discusses Romulan fashion. Erin gets stumped by the strangest FMK to date ( and that's saying something) and we discuss Jean Luc's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. in the end we all take solace that we live in a world with Dolly Parton even if that world is a living hellscape.

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    58 min
  • Episode 145 - The Dauphin

    "It's a Wesley episode, so buckle in." We certainly get this episode started hot and heavy. It must be the dolphins.

    Aside from briefly traipsing through French royal history, we also chat about which of the Star Trek crew we'd want to give our kids "the talk".. you know, with the space birds and the green-skinned alien bees. Interestingly enough, no one said Picard. May marvels at the broad reach that Star Trek has had in popular culture.

    But most importantly, it's a record setting first for the Warped crew as we play "Only Connect" and correctly guess two answers with only one clue each. Witness Warped history in the making. Boy, was that exciting!


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    53 min
  • Episode 144 - The Measure of a Man

    It's "The Measure of a Man.. Yea baby!"

    Is it the *greatest* episode of ST:TNG or the *first* great episode? Who knows, who cares? Because we fall in love all over again (this episode really cops the feely-feels on the Warped crew). So come snuggle with us this frigid holiday eve. Emotions run strong, love is in the air, America made its vote heard. What's not to love?

    Happy holidays, everyone! We love you, thanks for being Warped with us.


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    53 min
  • Episode 143 - A Matter of Honor
    Cultural misunderstandings abound on this week's Warped! Minh confuses Ben Vereen for our favorite Star Trek aliens, Erin tells us how an octopus can teach a man, Jake forgets what jingle he's singing, and we all ponder Will "The Tromboner" Riker's effect on Klingon women! We also dig deep into nudity in 80s movies, and come down firmly pro-dong! All this, plus a Wrath of Khan Corrections Corner, and Shawn takes on Matt in a war of the Last Christmas recommendations.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 142 - Unnatural Selection
    We're feeling our age on this week's Warped! Minh defends the elderly while the rest of us mock. We ponder whether our parents were hot when they were young, and were we? And how much older can Dr. Pulaski get anyway? Meanwhile Minh worries about getting his groove on, Shawn remembers the Star Trek Las Vegas ride, and we speculate on who among us is the Jerry of the Warped crew. (Parks and Rec fans will get this.) All this and The Manscaping of Will Riker!

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    49 min
  • Episode 141 - The Schizoid Man
    On this week's Warped we get down and dirty with a meteorological FMK, while the Earth lets humans know what it thinks about RBG's death.  Erin gets excited about the notion of Chris Evans' peen being on the internet and a discussion pops up about how we, the Warped crew, would handle our dick pics. Meanwhile May introduces a new segment where she goes down a hole of some kind.  And in Star Trek, Data gets taken over by an old perv that tells him "Call me Grandpa", grows a beard and blah blah blah... Chris Evans' penis is on the internet, gotta go!

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    59 min

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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed…