Warped

Warped

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Warped episodes

  • Episode 221 - Silicon Avatar
    On this weeks episode, Shawn's a little upset about the Quantum Leap reboot and that they didn't use his idea.  He's not sure about the reboot (spoiler: He has since seen the show and actually likes it!!!!).  But just because NBC/Universal didn't listen to us, it's not too late for you Paramount/Viacom, to get in the Warped business with "Star Trek Babies".  Have your person call ours.  We also discuss whether a video game can be funny, plus the latest installment of our classic new segment "Opossum News"

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 220 - Ensign Ro
    Well we're back sort of. We had to resort to Skype for this episode and when you hear it you'll see why we haven't posted in awhile. But we do get into some fun conversations. Who would you recast in a reboot of MASH (spoiler: It's Meryl Streep). What's the most obscure reference someone could make (spoiler: It's got big teeth). and what's the best video game ever (spoiler: It's Pong) All that and the birth of the Bajorans on this week's Warped

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 219 - Darmok
    Today we tackle what is arguably the best episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, and boy are we jacked. I don't think we've talked as much about Star Trek before. We do find time to discuss what other things the episode is like. We also return to an all time favorite CORRECTIONS CORNER!!!!!! Plus we add a new bit. We hope by the end you are saying "Sokath - his eyes uncovered"

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    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 218 - Redemption II
    First we would like to apologize for the break in content. The Warped crew let life get in the way. But WE'RE BACK BABY!!!!!! Today we start Season 5 of TNG and its Klingon time. You can think of this a kinda reboot as we have a new intro and Matt is watching a lot more British shows. Thank you for listening

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    1 hr 5 min
  • Way Better Than Prince of Tides

    Episode 217 - Velocipastor, Part 2


    It's another delightful romp with our favorite "not a pastor but a priest" Velocipastor, as we wrap up Part 2 of this zany goofball comedy which doesn't take itself too seriously. Just how we like it! Grab a drink or a smoke or whatever it is you enjoy grabbing and join us while we laugh ourselves silly.


    You think there has't been enough of the velociraptor-pastor so far? Ohhhh, just you wait...



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    57 min
  • It's Pure Joy, It's Joyful!

    Episode 216 - Velocipastor, Part 1


    It was the end of a Star Trek season, so you know what that means... yea baby, it's movie time!! Beam us up, Scotty!


    ::magic teleporter noises::


    But, but how did we end up here? Where are we even? Was Velocipastor even on Warped's "To Watch" movie list? Who knows and who cares! Philippe pulled host's privileges to spring one crazy bit of cinema on us.


    Grab your testaments (new and old) and join us, as the laughter and confusion abound from corners unexpected in our viewing of this boldly campy movie.


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    57 min
  • Episode 215 - The Grooves of Gowron

    Episode 215 - Redemption Part 1


    It's a season finale so you know the Warped crew is in fine spirits.  and hey it's an episode about Kilngons so you know Shawn's happy.  and it's a Whoopi ep so that means an Erin intro so you know that's always good.  What else can i say (nothing actually because I didn't listen to the episode, I'm just writing the notes...Shhh, don't tell anyone.)


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    48 min
  • Before We Begin Though...

    It's a very special introduction you won't want to miss! Erin, our favorite host next to Matt (who is also our favorite host), pleasures us early on with a heart-warming boomer's past time.


    This episode gives us an opportunity to dissect the dating and relationship approaches of our Star Trek crew and we revel in! It seems to be our favorite activity. This gets us into a discussion about Data's unmentionables, which we end up mentioning quite a bit. We do somehow manage to engage in positive conversation about social mores. Patty Stews makes some interesting directorial choices and at the end of it all, we realize we'll always have our Spot.


    Being Warped, we are contractually obligated to end on a bad note, so feel free to shut us off before then! Oh, you'll know...


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    52 min
  • It's Just Geordi!

    In this episode, our favorite (but really, our only) chief engineer right now, Geordi La Forge, has quite the adventure! While that's somewhat intriguing, we're more interested in the alternative relationships we've dreamed up between some of the ST crew. Shawn and Philippe get slightly carried away with the fantasy (or is it?).


    Shawn then carries us through the fourth quarter as he tosses out hot takes for some cold movies. Hot takes, gitcher hot takes!


    Trigger warning: Warped talks.


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    50 min
  • It's All F, F, F!

    It was a mistake, it's all been a mistake. You gentle souls left in our audience may want to take Jake's advice and skip this episode. But for the daring and dastardly amongst the rest of you, we've done some heavy editing to make this episode presentable.


    So if you're ready to see Dr. Crusher get her crush on, the Warped crew is gonna ride this log-jam all the way to gravy town. From digital insertions to alienism to a moral examination of the trill's questionable lifestyle, we're about to rock your world, baby. Or wait, is that just us throwing ourselves off this cliffside of cringe.


    You can decide for yourself... or not.


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    47 min

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On this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed…