WastedMemory Prank Call Show

Found some keys to a bar. Locked in the main hotel building. Difficult opening cars in the parking lot. A stupid problem. Dipped coffee. I am in the cheese room. I need a stick for poking. Garbage cans. Need some … Continue reading →

Everything was broken at the start and we lost the beginning of the recording. This show is mostly unedited and we were watching Fishtank the entire time. Shaving heads or something. Collecting hair from shaving. Shapes. Lost my triangle. Parking … Continue reading →

Concert tickets on the roof. Food mixing. Vending machine credits. No hitting. Room was switched with peanut butter. Glue not peanut butter. Whatever it takes phrase that pays contest. Hold my antidote for my safe poison please. I bought a … Continue reading →

Just done and want to leave. Just completely over it. Turn the campfire off please. The fire department or designated fire starter will light the fire. Trying to frame you for a fire crime. Burning old tax records and clothing. … Continue reading →

Too much cold medication. Put me through to the hotel secretary please. The things I can do to do the things the way of the hotel while you work from home. Leaving some special comments with the computer phone. Three … Continue reading →

Group toilets. The light is beautiful and you are missing it. The VHS tape told me to come here. Put a cone out for me please. Smash my pumpkins. A broom for smacking somebody a good one. Protocol for hitting. … Continue reading →

Warning shot. Do not be worried. Broke some beer bottles over my head and making a mess. Defacement area. Damage my own car in the parking lot. The label says nontoxic and I feel a little bit sick. Plate of … Continue reading →

Scare the kids for Halloween. Plans for Halloween. Witchcraft and magic spells. Dig a Halloween hole in the front yard. Fake your death for Halloween. Retrieve the capsule from your front yard. Digging easement. Dress you up for Halloween. Getting … Continue reading →

My foot hurts. Look good while on them. Bowling advice to fix my foot. Walking the parking lot with a hurt foot. Bowling is in the blood. Bowling balls through windows and walls. Ball cracked the screen. Dropped the ball … Continue reading →

Fixing car dings and pulling out dents. Touch up paint and wheel spray. Driving away during oil changes. Out of my hands and hoof the hook. You can have the plug. The owner has to say my name. Wheel rotation … Continue reading →