This week we are joined by #1 Metallica fanboy Ray Brito to discuss the Metallica documentary that could be a Christopher Guest film. 

Ramon Molledo from the Let's Be Friends Podcast joins the Goblins this week for The Thinning starring that beef sponge cake, Logan Paul. This week we talk about the true statistics of child murder, Swimming with your socks on, and what the hell does the Governor do with those poptarts..? They can't just be for eating. 

Comedian and friend Zach Bennet joins the Goblins this week as we watch Bee Movie! This time we discuss how getting cucked by a bee is a fate worse than death, wonder why ending slavery will kill all of the plants in the world somehow, and talk about how bold it is to have the hero of the film hijack a plane post 9/11. 

Megan, Alex, and Travis are back after a much needed break with Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone! In this episode we discuss why future food looks so gross, how many boobs is the perfect number of boobs (spoiler alert it's 3), and is this all real man or is it just hitting our memory caps. Come and watch this one with us as we explore the harsh surface of Mars. 

We kick of SchwarzeMAYger right with Twins (1988) staring our main man Arnold Schwarzenegger and his twin brother and toe knife enthusiast Danny Devito. Definitely watch this one along with us as we discuss how Arnold was born to play the role of a cloistered genius who can deadlift a Cadillac, if pie is a sandwich or not, and how can we get our hands on one of those Born to Be Bad T-shirts featuring a cool ass baby with a purple mohawk hair-do. 

We wrap up TransformApril with quite possibly the worst body-swap movie ever made, The Change-up starring Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Mann, and Olivia Wilde. Let us take the bullet for you on this one Listen Goblins, we thought the other movies this month were horny and this movie took that as a personal challenge. You win The Change-up, damnit you win and we lose. The best thing to come out of this film is Roger Ebert's hilarious and scathing review.

This week Megan, Travis, and Alex make far too many horse noises as we take in this high school body swap movie starring that kid from Air Bud (Kevin Zegers), Samarie Armstrong, and for some reason Sharon Osbourne. We get to hear some personal stories from Alex's childhood which no one asked for and wonder why this Elton John produced film is so homophobic. I'll never get Candle in the Wind out of my head. 

A wedding, a root canal, and a Battle of the Bands! This movie has it all. Cancel the halibut and pull up a chair, we've got questions that need answering. Can someone have a good home life and a Ducati? Is it ethical to ride on a motorcycle in Ryan's fiancé's body? Do the White Stripes suck? Find out this week while we watch Freaky Friday (2003) starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis. 

TransformApril continues with George Burns' attempt to steal his fast grandson's body and trap his soul inside a decaying 81 year old with 3% lung capacity. Megan, Alex, and Travis discover the magic of holding hands and crashing through glass and how sweet Pauly Shore was before he was consumed by "The Weasel". 

We are kicking off TransformApril with 17 Again starring Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, a magical janitor, and more questions than answers. Tangents include how often Travis has the opportunity to say "Buckets, buckets, buckets", The logistics of saving someone after jumping off a bridge, and most importantly can we grate cheese on Zac Efron's abs?