Happy New Year Listen Goblins! We are here for the first time in 2021 talking about this Rankin Bass Christmas Classic Rudolph's Shiny New Year. The gang is all here Travis, Megan, Alex, Quarter Past Five, General Ticker, Ben Franklin?, and the giant whale with an oral fixation Big Ben. We are on an epic quest to save Baby New Year, boost his sense of body positivity, and allow his youth to be sacrificed to the every shifting sands of time. Join us or forever be lost on a haunted iceberg in space!

In a blast from the past we reveal an ancient recording of two friends who have just been subjected to the horrible dreamscape of color and abominations of nature that is Cats (2019). In all seriousness, please enjoy this recording that was so much fun to make it inspired all of us to create 20 episodes of a podcast together. We are all so grateful that you have been on that journey with us, thank you all for listening!

Happy Holiday's from the end of 2020 Listeners! We've got another room mate of the pod this time with our guest Thor as we get into this 90's Christmas Comedy Jingle All The Way. Come see our characters blatantly disregard obvious morals and opportunities for growth for the sweet embrace of violence and jetpacks. It doesn't matter how many laws you break when you're Turbo Man. 

P.S. Booster Sucks!

We have a forth Goblin this week to help us tackle Bogus (the film for kids that weren't allowed to see Matilda due to witchcraft), room mate of the pod David! We discuss what it means to be a good room mate and where to store your wigs in the bathroom, why Nancy Travis is contractually obligated to die in all films, and we have a lot to say about Dr. Surprise. Tune in and we will climb that scary ladder together. 

Travis, Alex, and Megan have ascended to Goblindom in this episode with very special guest Kevin (a.k.a. Megan's actual Dad)! This week we untangle the existential questions of what it means to be good or evil and who has the raptor claws sharp enough to punish the bad boys. Tune in and find out which host is actually Chuck E. Cheese.

Our time with 90 Day Fiance has come to an end. We've seen the good, the bad, and the drunk ladies coming at you with a pair of scissors while you try to show her your new barber shop. This episode we induct a lucky cast member as a friend of the pod, we solicit advertisements from time traveling companies, and the impending law suit from the DumDums legal team. 

These DumDums just watched 2 episodes of America's favorite TV show. The Cost of Love and Not on My Watch were on the menu this time. We discuss edible squid masks, trading people for ham, America's desperate need for booty bongo talent, and much more. Does Travis have the Rona or is it just allergies? Find out next time!

Megan, Travis, and Alex are taking a break from 90 day fiance this week to talk about this curious turd. It's got everything and nothing It's a terrible future where mankind has learned the secrets of giant floating heads that vomits guns and forgotten the secrets of Sean Connery's erection. Rest in peace Mr. Connery we will remember you as Indiana Jones' Dad and not this topless maniac. 

Is Post Malone Stinky? Do the Cars from the movie Cars have a peepee? What does it look like? Is Tow Mater actually Travis' Dad? Will Ari call everyone in Biniyam's phone? We tackle the tough questions this week with very special guest Sam Basinger. Don't miss it!

This Episode we discuss the newest episode of 90 Fiance The Other Way. Asides include: The 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot, A nuanced look at circumcision, Yazan's hot scary family, and our MVP Rohit.