Watch Goblins

This week we watched Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties starring Bill Murray, Tim Curry, Breckin Meyer, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. We discuss Megan's weird fantasy about a Beef Eater, the difference between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Melissa Joan Hart (even though Alex can't keep them straight), why ducks in suits of armor will be the end of humanity, and above all else the many reasons why you should not feed a cat multiple lasagnas a day.

This week the we are watching the 1994 super hero movie The Shadow staring Alec Baldwin, Ian Mckellen, and Tim Curry. We also get to hear Travis eat a swiss roll, discuss what you can get away with just by saying "ope", and we totally disagree on if this movie is any good or not. Happy Birthday Travis!

The Power Rangers are in trouble this week because the Watch Goblins are rooting for Ivan Ooze. How are we supposed to be on the side of a warlord offering unspeakable power to child soldiers? Travis and Alex also talk about what it would be like to have 6 arms for a long time.

The original Air Bud (1997) is the quintessential dog movie and the best way to wrap up dog moth. We are talking about the OG basketball nose booping, vanilla pudding eating, Michael "Woof" Jordan. There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't love this podcast.

This week David is back and we watch the preeminent transcendental film of 2012, Vampire Dog, starring Norm Macdonald. This dog is super fast, loves to play in the sun, and survives on the collagen in red jello. All of the classic vampire tropes. Did we mention there's a battle of the bands?

This week we continue dog month with Fluke staring Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Modine, Ron Pearlman, and the harbinger of death herself Nancy Travis. Big questions this week regarding the afterlife, if fish have souls, and if the universe shaped like an infinity symbol. Lame if true. Tune in this week for another not-so-kid-friendly dog movie with a healthy twist of existential dread. We miss Bingo.

Who doesn't want to watch a 90's movie about a dog following a trail of pee pee across the country to find a family that doesn't even want him? Bingo is his name-o and this movie doesn't just have a dog testifying in court and going to prison for a crime he didn't commit it also has a strange dad who refuses to wear a shoe on his football kicking foot.

This is what happens when 3 spelunking himbos get backed on the head with a styrofoam rock by a man in a monkey mask and wind up covered in ketchup. It's got Trog. It's got Anthropology professor chic. It's got weak ass science. Let us take care of this one for you Listen Goblins. We will tell you all you need to know about Trog.

Back to the middle ages with the goblins this week's movie in this classic medieval conman thriller with a fantasy epic twist. We discuss if it's okay to experiment on the last Dragon in a lab for science, 3 easy steps to get into Dragon heaven, and finally nail down the archetype of the bad prince haircut.

This week we watch our first Disney Channel Original Movie, Smart House. Katey Sagal is a whole ass house and yes my friends, the house is jumping. We review the Smart House Privacy agreement, try to figure out where those oranges came from, and finally solve the mystery of what kills Disney moms! Spoiler: It's Beauty Cancer.