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Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy!

Timestamps:
0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag
50:30 RHONY
2:01:25 Tour Group
2:19:20 Below Deck Med

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Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen!

Here are the time codes:

00:00:00 - Intro + info on our 300th episode party!!!
00:05:50 - Crappens Mailbag
00:21:05 - Real Housewives of Dallas
01:11:07 - Shahs of Sunset
01:34:26 - Clear the Flem
01:40:28 - Southern Charm

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This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat erection on "Tour Group," and Tilted Kilt scandal on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a special Rey edition of Clear The Flem!

If you don't like this episode, you're TRAAAASH.

00:06:19 - Crappens Mailbag
00:33:41 - Real Housewives of New York City
01:25:17 - Clear the Rey
01:37:11 - Weebly!
01:39:15 - There Goes the Motherhood
02:01:40 - Tour group
02:17:15 - Below Deck: Mediterranean

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Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm?

Timestamps:
0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric the Leech’s book
25:35 Celine Dion Texture Ad
28:40 RHOD: Terrified Marie gets confronted by women with God on their side.
1:14:25 Shahs of Sunset: Sperm, cat parties, Jessica leaves
1:36:45 Clear the Flem: Caroline Fleming’s Instagram
1:40:15 Southern Charm: Old dudes trying really hard to convince the world they can still get erections.

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Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy!

Timestamps:
0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag
39:30 RHONY
1:29:45 Clear the Flem
1:33:45 Tour Group Returns
1:33:45 Below Deck Mediterranean

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Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is safe when Leeanne gets mad on "Real Housewives of Dallas." Here are the time codes:

00:10:55 - Crappens Mailbag
00:28:06 - Southern Charm
01:08:33 - Shahs of Sunset
01:33:04 - Real Housewives of Dallas

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It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving "Carrie," "Frozen," and mall food. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New York" as Bethenny makes mincemeat of Jules and LuAnn and whoever else gets in her way. We then discuss "Here Comes The Motherhood" briefly before moving on to the premiere of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Finally, we wrap up with part III of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Fun times! Here are the time codes:

00:00:00 - Intro
00:05:21 - Crappens Mailbag
00:38:34 - Real Housewives of NYC
01:31:19 - Below Deck Mediterranean (and a little There Goes The Motherhood too)
01:53:41 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part III

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Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas threw glasses and heard dog talk, Southern Charm skated on by with a non invite, and Shahs’ MJ found her drag twin. All in a week’s watching! Enjoy!

Timestamps:
0-12:30 RIP Ed Hill and Clear the Flem
12:30 RHOD
54:45 Southern Charm
1:31:20 Shahs of Sunset

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Timestamps below! Heather McDonald is in da house for some RHOBH Reunion Part 2 talk and a bit of RHONY. She also tells us about meeting Erika Jayne and does a killer LVP impression. Before we get to that, though, there’s plenty to break down at Bethenny’s party of ignoring fat people and Southern Charm’s Homewrecking Flamingo’s shindig. Enjoy!

Timestamps:
0-30:35 Opening chatter and Crappens Mailbag
30:35 RHONY It’s my HOUSE
1:15:25 Clear the Flem
1:20:22 Southern Charm
1:40:45 Heather McDonald in da house! We talk RHOBH Reunion Part 2 and some more RHONY!

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Fair warning: bow at this episode. See how THAT goes. If you take a bow at this episode, we'll bow right back! BOW AT US! BOW AT US!

And while you're at it, BOW AT THESE TIME CODES:

00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:29 - Crappens Mailbag! Prepare for Patti LuPone impersonations
00:25:26 - Real Housewives of Dallas!
01:21:42 - Shahs of Sunset

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