This is part one of a two-part recap!

The Real Housewives of Orange County finishes its season with a classic Shannon walk out and a classic OC disaster of a relationship getting even more disastrous right before our very eyes. Let’s hug each other close as this all disintegrates. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on real housewives of Salt Lake City, Heather tries to go up against a newbie and fails miserably. It's pretty fun to watch. Plus A Cast trip is coming and Heather is now blocked. What will happen? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Jessel has a Clueless party, and Erin decides to be mad at Jena for some indecipherable reason. Brynn left set early to get a spray tan, and Jena talked on a fake phone for an hour. To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Bravo just dropped the season 14 trailer for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and so it is our podcasting duty to analyze every single frame and shot for important details such as impending feuds, cataclysmic shifts, and nostril conspiracies.  You can listen along but for the full experience where you can watch us watch the trailer, be sure to sign up at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Cloyce winds up in the doghouse on Below Deck Sailing Yacht after swimming with the guests and botching a store bought cake.  Plus, the stews find new and exciting ways to have tantrums! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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The Real Housewives of Potomac head to Lake Norman for their first group trip of the season.  Jacqueline finds herself in the hot seat as she insists she’s both NOT a sidekick and also THE top sidekick. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part two of a two-part recap!

The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This is part one!

The Real Housewives of Orange County reaches new levels of messiness with accusations about children, teenagers, and staircases. It’s a doozy.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie throws a mob wives party to celebrate 25 years of marriage. Plus, Lisa calls the authorities and Jared Osmond continues to be a very private person who doesn’t want to be on camera at all. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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This week on The Real Housewives of New York, we get to witness the women cook dinner in what feels like real time.  It culminates with a much-hyped pavlova, which seems to mend all wounds. But like so many meringues, things crumble to pieces the next day between Brynn and Ubah.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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