*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin renews her vows on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and keeps everyone’s calories down by passing one tray of weenies around all night. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon exclusive bonus episode, but we've decided to make it free for all!  Enjoy!

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under's Joao starts losing his new faked persona just a couple days into his season and no amount of muff cake can stop it. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao is back to torture our souls on Below Deck Down Under, and he's joined by porn star guests. Will he be the biggest ass on board? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a shot by shot trailer breakdown for #RHOSLC. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Drew throws a mental health retreat after her husband refuses to continue with therapy and a fight breaks out over Cousin Courtney referring to someone as a bitch. Possibly. Maybe. Kinda. Meditate on it. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the #RHOSLC trailer. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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Project Runway (S20E10) loosens up the reigns and lets the designers make whatever they want — but not without some scandal.

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Real Housewives of New York (S14E05) is attempting to whip up a feud with Erin and Jessel. Is it working?

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Lu's brother comes to town to flip some motel rooms, and the Follies enters rehearsal on Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E06).

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In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!

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The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!

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Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890

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