After After Earth - you gotta ghost that ursa

Geocache Money - this time the ursa ghosts you

Magic Trick Ideas - darn that hat

Well Pardon Me - come tell us your sins

AJ's Magic Flavor Lab - you can't impeach a robot

Pimp My Podcast - truck nuts, an aquarium 

Hell Innovations - cold cuts available in both war and peace times

Dave Your Enemy - gotta wrap Anthony Keidis up in a blanket until he calms down

99% Invisible Thanks Podcast - we swear fealty to Beautiful Downtown Oakland California 

CBS Next Big Idea - leaders in the opposite of innovating

Waddle and Sinead - this fall only on CBS

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Fun New Bible - all the basketball greats plus Fran Drescher

Catalogue Jam - I really would wear those Versace sunglasses

Worst Case Scenarios - AJ is here to unlock your car and he brought an assortment of lunch meats

Absolute Unit-est - a whole generation of Oprahs await

Find Optimus Prime a Girlfriend - we gaslight him, lest he vaporize us

You In Sporkful - who even knows 

Securiters - we're here to keep you safe

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- Boob Club - just a bunch of middle schoolers and one rude gorilla

- Harm and Foul - we sharted in our jorts 

- Men's Fashion - how did this get to be about guns?

- Boot Scoot Camp - up up down down left right go to town

- Weiner Wonderland - it's more of a calendar

- Window: The Drunkie - Britain's most popular children's program

- The Charty - we party smarter

- Root of Canadian Kobe Bryantos - boing boing boing

- The Giantos - Universal Studios sucks

NOTES:

1.  We Didn't Start The Podcast - what else do I have to say?

2.  Your Dog's the Star! - move over, Dylan!

3.  The Mooncast - why did I write that down?

4.  Business Ideas - AJ's spreading his monkey caviar all around the bat-n-putt

5.  Extravagant Birthday Ideas - hey Connor I heard you like dog food

6.  We Hate Dogs - cue that bodies hit the floor song

7.  Rebuttime - to arms! To arms! Now make them clap!

8.  Wolverink - just a whole continent of people fumbling blindly around the silverware drawer

9.  Hyest Frighly Ghost Witch - knives down, I'm covered in warts

LIVE! From our own neighborhood bar, Kaiju! It's the WDHAPY Holiday Spectacular! 

We recorded a live episode on the slowest day of the year and this is what we got. A combination normie/bonus episode because the bonus was shorter than normal, plus Nathan walked home and left his recording equipment locked inside a bar on Christmas Eve so it wasn't ready in time.

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Bingo Is The Nameo of the Gameo - we're disrupting the elder gambling industry 

Start A Cult - bring a handful of marbles to the zoo

How You Will Spend Your Christmas Vacation - go to the beach and eat a burger

Contrarian Corner - KFC's first foray into the hot dog market

Parties For Shut Ins - what's the Pink Panther's deal anyway?

Gay Culture - it's not Cats

One Of Us Gets High and We Eat Snacks - don't try the quail eggs

Gangster Class - Joe Pesci shows us his beautiful penis

One Bad Mother, My Brother, and Me - It's all macaroni and snood

Bobbycast - we don't want to talk to any Bobbys 

Pod Save The Exorcist - it's just financial advice

Not What Crappens - this is such a bad idea we started talking about Oprah

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* "Take It From Us" - the goose or the piano, choose one

* "Did You See What I Found at The Junkyard?" - it's probably one of Sylvester Stallone's paintings

* "The Cryptloser" - coming soon to Gas Station TV

* "Chilly Idols: Your Guide to Winter Sports" - we throw Rip Taylor's corpse out of an airplane

* "Wine Not with Gay Yoda" - move over Bruce Villanch 

* "That's Sooo Matter" - The Beatles predicted we would do this

* "Stuff Mom '69" - we're just giving this one away for free

* "The So Smoken: A Podcast" - nobody wants this baby to get horny

* "Juan Extra Huff" - it's like a rhyming dictionary without the rhyming dictionary

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