NOTES:
* "Simple Pleasures" - it's the Build a Bear Group for noses
* "Parroty Podcast" - a lot of long pauses for a bit that doesn't really work out
* "The JOI Podcast" - it's not horny, it's sports medicine
* "Old Words are For the Birds" - Hideo Kojima, Jackie Chan, and Kal Penn are here to worship the Lord
* "Elevation" - looks like Bono and his buddies have some explaining to do
* "Donkey of World War 2" - imagine FDR trying to hide that thing under a blanket
* "Bobbito" - this is a seriously good Rover Dangerfield reference
* "Actual Innocence Squad" - we're putting together a team and we need all the best
* "Marcia Clark Investing" - we accidentally started a jug band