We Forgive You

Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) are joined by a guest — wait, what?? Wait, you’re telling me the dynamic duo, our heroes, have finally broken the mold and have allowed a guest onto their show for the first time? Wow. Well, who could it be? Diego (@deggowaffles)! Oh, he’s cool. And they’re talking about John Carpenter’s Escape from New York sequel Escape from L.A.? Awesome. And they talk about other stuff like the Predator franchise, Power Rangers, and Papa John’s? Wow, this episode is destined to be an all-timer. We are blessed.

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Your hosts Axle Vroomnandez (@tweetnandez) and Soarin’ Soarrentino (@sarasorrentino) attempt to forgive Pixar for Cars 2 and it goes just about as well as you’d imagine. They select their carsonas, drive to Radiator Springs, drink some unleaded straight from the tap and go to work. Is Pixar bulletproof? Is Cars 2 the only bad movie in their filmography? Will our intrepid hosts make it out of this episode in one piece, or have they finally… broken down? Listen and find out!

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Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) attempt to forgive Mr. Dark Knight himself, Christopher Nolan and his final entry in his Batman trilogy, The Dark Knight Rises. Is this take on the Tale of Two Cities set in Gotham a bit too much? Is it Bane’s fault? Is it Catwoman’s fault? Is it YOUR fault, somehow? Sara and Alex get to the bottom of all this, plus they talk video games, Pokémon, and, of course, Spider-Man 3. And remember: It’s Lord of the Rings, grandma.

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Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) may have reached another low point, but they can’t blame each other, they instead blame the listener who recommended the movie they watched for this episode, @roddersj04 this one’s on you! Sara and Alex watched The Cobbler, directed by the Tom McCarthy, who also directed Spotlight, which won the Best Picture Oscar in the same calendar year The Cobbler was released. Okay, they also talk about Super Smash Bros., Failure to Launch, funny Sandler movies, and Spotlight, a great movie! It’s not all bad…

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Your hosts Sara Sorrentino (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) wish you a Happy Holidays! And they also give a dire warning about how your Christmas trees are attempting to murder your cats! After that holiday cheer, they discuss the 2015 reboot of the superhero property, Fantastic Four (aka Fant4stic). Okay, so who’s to blame for Fantastic Four? For sure not Michael B. Jordan, we can say that. Maybe it’s director Josh Trank? Kate Mara’s wig? Or 20th Century Fox? It could be—you know what, it’s Fox, that’s it, it’s them for sure. Listen, and please try not to envision a stretchy Miles Teller.

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Your hosts Sara Scorentino (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) first ask for your forgiveness then absolutely refuse to accept your forgiveness, all before attempting to forgive everyone in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. They also discuss theme park rides, Pokémon, and… really, it shouldn’t be okay to cast so many white people in movies like this, right? This doesn’t happen anymore, right? It sure was a strange time all the way back in… 2010?!!? What? Come on, Jake Gyllenhaal. We expect that from Ben Kingsley, but from Donnie Darko himself? No!

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Your hosts Sara Scorentino (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) attempt to forgive 20th Century Fox (RIP) for their attempt to merge two IPs into one terrible franchise. It’s Alien vs. Predator, and it’s Sara and Alex vs. Alien vs. Predator! But before the movie talk, they give an update on Sara’s fantasy football league, ducks, steak, and how they’re REALLY doing. Then they talk about the film and how either Alex failed Sara, or Sara failed Alex — there’s a lot of failing going on in this one. Enjoy!

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Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) attempt to forgive… Chappie? First off, there’s a stunning revelation in the first minutes that will have listeners reeling. Then, they offer a personal Papa John’s update, before jumping into Neill Blomkamp’s, Die Antwoord-starring, Chappie. Hugh Jackman’s hair, the soul of Dev Patel, and some South African accents; they touch on it all. Neill Blomkamp: do they forgive him? Listen and find out.

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Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) attempt to forgive the ‘worst’ Star Wars film… or are they here to forgive the Star Wars fans? Before they talk about how Liam Neeson steals a child or a plush doll of Watto that someone owned, they give you an important update on Papa John(‘)s, why they’re always so grumpy, and Asian food markets. They then discuss Star Wars, oh Star Wars…

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Your hosts Sara (@sarasorrentino) and Alex (@tweetnandez) attempt to forgive the ‘worst’ Batman movie, Batman & Robin. But first, you get some much-needed updates on the weather and Papa John’s. Then, they get into the hornieness of Joel Schumacher’s franchise-ending entry of the series. Giant statue men, Uma, Alfred, Taco Bell, and Alicia Silverstone’s mouth; it’s all here! Listen, as their thoughts on this classic bad movie may surprise you (they like it)…

Oh, and remember when Anne Hathaway was going to be Black Cat in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 4? That would’ve been cool.

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