Steve 'N Destroy

Steven Seagal and Keoni Waxman are reunited, and so, too, are our hosts with fan favorite guest Will Janowitz! James and Dylan realize how insular this show has become when not even Will can join in on the basic discussion. Does anyone actually listen to it? How could they? Are we just screaming into the ether, wasting time on a project we don’t enjoy and are outright embarrassed by? Is it morally wrong to use Marcelo’s time, money, and resources to put out a boring, nightmare podcast that only serves to pointlessly amplify the voices of two straight white men with nothing new to say? Also, the return of Squirtcast!

Dylan and James meet Keoni Waxman, the man responsible for helping maintain Steven Seagal’s prolific output through the 2010’s. Will he usher in an optimistic new era for Steve ‘N Destroy, or confirm everyone’s worst fears? Also, Steven has some New Rules!

Dylan and Jamds droen their worrows adter finally reaching thr breaking point. Is new low for Steve ‘N Drstroy. [email protected]

It’s Steve ‘N Destroy Episode 34!!! The big 3-4! Steven Seagal makes a brief appearance to fight some absolute, definite, 100% zombies in the vampire flick Against the Dark! You won’t believe your ears as James and Dylan struggle to talk about the movie. The debut of a hit new segment: What’s in Your Fridge? Conversely, the debut of a terrible new podcast slogan we don’t feel comfortable typing out.

Steven Seagal gets sole writing credit and tracks down a serial killer in Kill Switch! It may be the most unpleasant movie James and Dylan have had to watch. But can a shocking twist ending reverse everything they thought they knew? Maybe there’s a game at the end. We don’t know! We recorded this a long time ago, and if you think we’re listening to these episodes to help write the descriptions you clearly haven’t heard our show before.

Wow! After a long, dark slumber the Most Popular Show on the Talk Film Society Network in History has returned! James and Dylan find themselves struggling with the very fabric of the show when they’re forced to watch The Onion Movie. The boys have no choice but to take solace in a familiar face and Wex Poetic.

James and Dylan make some very timely new years resolutions and get Pistol Whipped. A priest gives Jeff Ross a run for his money. Steven Seagal really tries this week, but does it pay off? Will having a character named Steve be too confusing for the boys to handle? It’s another great episode of your favorite podcast! This one’s for all the marbles!

The Boys are Back with the final stretch of Steven Seagal nightmares! James and Dylan celebrate revisiting Urban Justice, the first Seagal movie they ever watched together, with their beefiest episode yet. Home-Improvement-super-fan Nolan Hill returns, Keegan is introduced, and overworked/underpaid intern Nick Thorpe is finally allowed on mic. It’s a long and sloppy one this week, but we know the fans wouldn’t have it any other way. Woof woof bark bark!

Your step-dad’s least favorite podcast returns from an unintentional hiatus with everything you’ve come to love: Technical issues and conversations about sex criminals! If only Flight of Fury was just boring and completely plagiarized. Instead, Steven Seagal’s scum-of-the-earth darkness leeches its way onto the screen. Mandatory pre-show reading: This Washington Post article that tells Ciera Payton’s story about her nude scene.

Apologies that this episode has been cut to ribbons!

Daddy’s home! This week the boys are joined by the head honcho himself, Marcelo J Pico (@MarceloJPico) to discuss a headache-inducing Direct to DVD Seagal flick that may or may not involve aliens. James and Dylan ask the hard questions, like: “Why do you keep letting us get away with it?”. Conversely, Marcelo asks them the even harder question: “What is Steven Seagal’s worst crime?” Plus, the IMDB Trivia bit has to be half-heartedly justified again!