Steve 'N Destroy

James and Dylan welcome actual-podcaster and host of Monsters Never Die Matt Curione (@TheRealMattC) to discuss a real world monster: Steven Seagal. This week, Academy Award nominee Imelda Staunton gives some bizarre credibility to an otherwise standard throat-ripper from Seagal, but makes us wonder: Were these two ever in the same room? Also, someone brings the hammer down with arguably the harshest sentence yet, and IMDB Trivia is ripped from our good boys’ hands.

James and Dylan admit they’re struggling and start calling in back-up. This week, the non-Sopranos actor Will Janowitz comes in to lend a helping hand and guide our weary boys through the unintelligible nonsense of Mercenary for Justice. The French Ambassador gets kidnapped, Steven Seagal gives swirlies, and for some reason the hero and the bad guy just have the same first name? It’s the kind of move you need to see to believe, so luckily Steve ‘N Destroy is here to see it for you!

From the cinematographer of Nancy Drew, Hamlet 2, and Madea Goes to Jail comes: Black Dawn. That’s right, Jonathan Cold are back in town! James and Dylan ask the question: How is this a sequel to The Foreigner? Also, we meet Bald Thomas, Steven’s graphic design expert. Its another classic episode of Steve ‘N Destroy, and everyone is happy to be here!

This week, the boys get nasty when James does a burger routine of his own. Dylan steps in to keep the show afloat. Steven must break out of jail, get revenge, and still manage to save the Children’s Hospital from going out of business. Plus, a surprise appearance from Chloe Grace Moretz (in the movie, not on the podcast).

This week, the boys find themselves submerged in a full motel bathtub, holding a very slippery toaster oven. James hosts a high-stakes game of “What Steven is This?”, where the loser is forced to watch a randomly chosen Seagal movie from the past.

Dylan shocks the world by pulling out a visit from Steven’s Forum Friends. And hey, if you don’t want to see a ragtag team of homophobes save the world, why are you watching a Steven Seagal movie?

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This week, James and Dylan fly into the sun and enjoy the sweet, painless release of death. We’re invincible. They can’t touch us anymore. Treat your ears to a hip new game “The Foreigner or Foreigner”, that we’re already receiving word sucks and everyone hates. Steven Seagal pulls out the worst one-liner we’ve seen in weeks. Don’t forget to write your congressperson and tell them #SaveStevenDestroy.

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To cope with Steven Seagal’s not-brief-enough-but-still-very-brief appearance in Korean boxing drama Clementine, James and Dylan unveil a brand new show: Steve ‘N Destroy. This time, its all about classic director Steven Brill! Mr Brill! The Brillster! Try not to get too spooked, because we’re talking about Hubie Halloween a lot this episode. We’re sorry!!!

Join your pals James and Dylan as they celebrate 20 classic episodes of Steve ‘N Destroy. Our hosts take a trip to the zoo, and play a new game everyone is talking about. Steven Seagal sends a little girl codes through the mail. There’s a sword fight maybe? Who can say! We definitely watched the movie this week haha we swear.

Blast off, it’s Poddy time. The true purpose of Steve ‘N Destroy finally reveals itself. Old foes are extended olive branches, as new ones begin to expose themselves. What began as a simple lark amongst two meager men will bring forth into the world something bigger than anyone could have imagined: an iHeartRadio Podcast Award.

Also, why Steven’s feet hurt?

James and Dylan host.

James and Dylan welcome back Nolan Hill as Steve ‘N Destroy’s first returning guest. Is this the best-worst movie yet? James makes a bold prediction. The Debut of a new hit podcast: HunkChat! #HeyMarcComeOnSteveNDestroyPodcast