We Have a Situation Here

What does a wealthy loner do when a mysterious string shows up to lead him to his destiny? Follow that string and get ready to kick some evil doer butt, that's what! 

Join the players this week as the main character takes a journey of discovery from a back alley dumpster into old rum runner tunnels and beyond. 

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Rayne Delay has lied on their resume. The hope was "fake it 'til you make it" would happen way sooner than it did, but after the mice raid the cheese curd caverns pterodactyls show up then the raiders pile on. Rayne quickly learns he's in way over his head. How does Thane Rayne of Thane via Maine and Spain end the pain? Listen now to this rhyme heavy episode to find out!

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Oregon Baker is pulled on stage to help his favorite magician pull off a real stunner of an illusion when things go far from planned.

Soon after the vanishing cabinet trick starts Oregon is being dragged to a dark room by unknown agents.

This was not the way the night was supposed to go. A tale of intrigue and magic follows and Oregon emerges forever changed.

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The holiday themed cheesy stories continue this week! Dan is an architect of the world's biggest attractions recovering from a tragic loss. Tasked with an impossible challenge, he's stuck on a project with a tight deadline. When a former flame returns to town, he learns that it isn't just enough to build big things it is important to build big relationships too.

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Dorothy Wintwipple is a beloved town member. She manages the tree farm, she plays a cherished rendition of Blue Christmas on the violin every year and she is charismatic as heck. Sandy is the owner of the local wreath shop owner who loves the bagpipes. They don't always see eye to eye, but when the chairperson of the town's annual parade is found murdered the two wind up setting aside their rivalry for the sake of the town and their mutual shared love of true-crime.

Will the two solve the case in time to salvage the parade? Will they learn that maybe they aren't so different after all? Who's minding the shop while they investigate a murder?? Listen now to find out!

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Rosie Disposition bought a house without seeing it first. Now she's stuck in Mississippi fixing up a home her Instagram following thinks is already immaculate. Can she keep the lie going? With the help of Jason Nolastname, there's a chance. He's the hunky handyman come to the small town to take care an ailing grandparent. The house has a gargoyle out front and a well-known rumor for being very haunted. 

Rosie and Jason work to make the house a success and along the way find out that the holidays are about more than a large following. Along the way they break some floor boards, meet some ghosts, and make quite a stir at the town festival.

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In this cheesy holiday rom-com themed episode, Paris has to return home from the big city to take over the family hardware store. The store isn't in the best shape according to her fancy MBA background, and to make matters worse her high school boyfriend is the shop's delivery man now! Trying to save the store and not kill Joey in the process is taxing, so her city friends come to visit and things go from bad to worse.  

While Paris tries to fix things she rediscovers the cheer and charm of her hometown and with a little help from an ever present duck, learns a thing or two about the importance of the journey it takes to get where you need to be.  

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River is working late one night when a sound from the aquarium's mummy exhibit grabs their attention. Soon, a gorilla is discovered and it attempts to communicate with River, but the words get a bit jumbled. 

Unseen to River, a trio of burglars is attempting a heist but things are not going as planned. 

Will River solve the crime? Will the gorilla ever get a chef salad? Listen now to find out!

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An ancient scroll is pulled from the desert sands of Texas. A doomsday prophecy is deciphered. Tacos are on the menu. Antoni Tony Tone's dig site is ground zero for horrid events that will forever change the course of world events or at least the dig team's trusted van.

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Claire needs a vacation and the lovely little B&B Vinyard in the desert of Arizona seems the natural choice. Little does Claire know that the whole thing is a clever ruse to get people on-site in an attempt to gain friends for the B&B owners' beloved child.

Not the only one at the B&B, Claire quickly discovers a sinister plot and some really nasty jam in a barn.

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