We Have a Situation Here

Diablo Turner was just cut off from the family fortune. Forced to make his own way in the world with no awareness of it, and an evil twin out to get in the way, Diablo uses the one skill he has to get ahead. Taxidermy. 

Will Diablo survive? Probably. But things get complicated when a weird craft crash lands in the forest outside of town.

Check out the episode to find out what sort of antics the players come up with this week!

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Barry Tate and Ashton Molson are on their way to a Halloween party when a shortcut through the local cemetery has unintended consequences. Scary sounds, a pentagram/pentagon mishap, a number of dated costume choices, and a stroll through the woods make Barry Tate realize one great truth; there's a monster out there.  By the time the surprise element rolls around, Barry just might wish he wasn't so sure.

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Sleepy T loves playing the violin and tweeting dog thoughts. When his town's government annex building is slated to be torn down, they decide to open the time capsule hidden inside it a bit earlier than originally planned. 

When Sleepy T and the town notice that there is a photo of Sleepy T inside the capsule there are more questions than answers. Aliens? Time Travelers? Weird marketing campaign? Sleepy T must find out!

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Will Fish runs. He runs from his past as a corporate stock photo model. He runs a dog food truck and his favorite customer there is a runner. When all the dogs in the park make a habit of barking at the sky every day at 3:00 pm sharp, Will stops running. For the first time in a long time, Will is going to sit, stay, and fix the problem.

When that problem leads him to a moonshine still he learns a dangerous secret.

Listen now to figure out how Will might just save all of time.

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Ogre Bronco might be a werewolf. He's not, but he might be. What he most certainly is is an astronomer who needs a vacation. When a travel brochure catches his eye while sipping coffee at his favorite local coffee shop, he decides it is vacation time and heads to a town that feels a little out of time and space.

What sort of town has Ogre stumbled into? What does the barista have to do with it? Is he actually a werewolf? I mean, those don't really exist right? Right?

Listen now to get answers to these questions and more!

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Radioface Rockman has been hired to do a job. An evil job. He just doesn't know it. Will he ever figure it out? Maybe. When asked to scope out the cavern system by a long-dormant volcano, Radioface ends up working for an evil organization bent on world domination. It's a zany time to be Radioface, that much is known.

Check out the episode to find out how a super-spy, a fish-eating habit, and the lessons learned from early 2000s video-games all come together.

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AJ is a simple guy from a simple town. He's working the Christmas tree lot when his old friend Martha starts having eerily accurate psychic predictions. One premonition foresees a dire circumstance for their simple town. Will AJ, with his mild salsa and love of Bob Ross, be able to help defeat a monster? Will Martha be able to convince the town her premonitions are real? Listen now to find out!

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This week the players meet Thumbs Green, a workaholic who doesn't quite remember how to jump a car battery. Thumbs is in luxury item sales and works well into the night. This late-night work habit ensures that on his way home he always drives by a farm that is oddly well visited for 11:30 pm. What secrets is the farm holding? What sort of shenanigans brings a group of people together at such a crazy hour in the middle of nowhere?

Listen now to find out!

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Dakota Willaby is a mailroom clerk who really pushes the envelope. When tasked with taking a package halfway across the world, she has little idea that the simple assignment is actually part of something much bigger. 

Listen now to see how a trans-Atlantic voyage, a funny misunderstanding, and a special CEO change Dakota's life for better or worse.

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Like so many others, Deo Dia is at a destination wedding trying to figure out who his real father his when suddenly, from the lake beside the wedding venue, a monstrous beast emerges and threatens the potential reunion of father and magical son!

Listen now to find out if Deo meets his dad, escapes the kaiju, and gets some pretty good pizza out of the whole deal. 

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