We Have Darkvision

Manual. They're big ol' rock boys. And if you've listened to the We Have Darkvision adventure podcast, you'll know that we love them. Lars is the best.

So it's pretty obvious what are rating is for the Galeb Duhr, but what do you think? Are they friends or fiends? Come give the episode a listen, learn about the Rock and Roll rocks that roll and let us know if you agree with our rating.

This week, The Gang needs to decide how to finish cleaning up (ie. killing) the rest of the demons and goblinoid armies that are left outside the walls of Wolf Rock. Nubz does some magic, Kroy does some monk shit and Bort does an Elton John. Oh, and some unexpected allies show up.

This week Kyle and Alex look at the three types of fungi found in the Monster Manual. You might be thinking "but guys, they're just plants or whatever aren't they? How could this possible fill a whole episode?" Well, here's the thing. They're so much more than that. a) because fungi aren't plants anyway and b) these mushrooms are magic, but not in the fun psychedelic way. They're magic in the "oh wow, they can really fuck your whole day up by killing you using their special powers" way.

So come learn about the Fungi of the Underdark and then let us know what you think. Are they friends or are they fiends?

The Gang is on the last leg of their individual missions. All that's left is for them to get back inside the walls of Wolf Rock. But first, Nubz has to decide what to do with the swarm of demons that have seemingly pledged their allegiance to her. Kroy has to navigate through no man's land while his stealth powers wear off and maybe deal with some traitors in the Demon camp? Bort still has no problems though. He's just waltzing along like everything is fine.

It's the final instalment of the Krondlin and Kroegerth mini arc, and boy oh boy is it a doozy. The boys need to pull off one final deception before being done with the town elders. Then, they meet The Cabbage Man on their way to the final battle. Will they be triumphant? Or will they succumb to the same fate that all evil characters in D&D eventually succumb to? Come join us to find out!

Well, we've got a bit of a bloodbath on our hands this week. Krondlin and Chadzarach of Kroegerth might have gotten a little over their heads trying to find Greasy Cordelia's pendant. But are they making progress, or just digging a bigger hole for themselves? Who knows? Come find out in Part 2 of The Adventures of Krondlin and Kroegerth!

We're taking a bit of a detour this week. Alex is busy studying for midterms, so rather than not releasing any episodes this week, Colin and Dave made some new characters and Kyle wrote a short adventure for us to play through.

So come join Krondlin the Kobold and Prince Chadzarach of Kroegerth on their adventures through Stonevalley Creek.

Originally, Fomorians come from Irish Folklore. They were thought to be some of the first settlers in Ireland. And they were kind of bad guys. But not always?

However, in D&D, it's a lot more clear cut. Fomorians are evil, ugly giants. And that's not just us being mean and judging creatures that don't live up to our own beauty standards. They are literally magically cursed to be as ugly as they can be in order to match their hateful and vile souls.

How'd they get cursed you ask? Well, it's a long story. So come give the episode a listen and then let us know what you think. Are Fomorians friends or fiends?

The Gang finds themselves in the middle of pure chaos. It turns out that opening portals and banishing powerful Demon Captains back to the abyss really sets everyone else on edge. Bort, Kroy and Nubz each struggle to find their way back to Wolf Rock now that their mission is complete, but some of them have a much easier time than others. 

Flumphs are the friends we never knew we needed. But by golly, they might just be the most wonderful creatures in the monster manual. They live in the Underdark, but despite being surrounded by pure evil their whole lives, they're still floating balls of positivity.

Oh, and they move by farting. We love Flumphs.

So come learn about the best creature in the game, and then let us know what you think. Are they Friends? Or are they Best Friends?