From a light sack tap to zombie shaft snack, these jewels have been thoroughly tumbled. Hear us rumble with laughter and confusion over part two of the wild penis injuries that landed people in the emergency room.

Reviewing the 2025 and 2024 list of what people have put in their butts and adjacent orifices. Y’all slip in the shower A LOT.

Shaq’s fish tank, enslaved by animals, invisible cheese smells, and more in our directionless conversations.

Don’t forget to play along at home and make your own Bingo card for 2026 with some of our predictions.

Before we dive into the new year, we review some of our favorite things about 2025.

Or, Rex: A Dinosaur’s Story, a movie that single-handedly justified Dinocember. Get this movie into your home for a heartwarming Christmas.

Whoopi Goldberg starred in this aimless convoluted buddy cop movie about a T-Rex who waffle stomps in the shower.

It was a better world after Jurassic Park. The second movie of Dinocember is a movie that everyone should see at least once. 

It was a bleak world before Jurassic Park. Kicking off the first movie of Dinocember is a movie I genuinely thought was a fever dream from my youth, which is where I wish it stayed.

There’s some rich irony in our episode on derailing a family dinner becoming derailed so much, but here we stand, derailed and shit. Derailed in the heart.