We discover if our friendship is toxic or not and the answer may surprise you. I said may. Then we answer some complicated questions and Gamage talks about John Mayer a lot. 

“We” talk about the modern horror movie and rate them in a lightning round fashion. Unfortunately, Rachel hasn’t seen most of them so this is pretty much all one sided.

We talk a lot about TV shows we like around what was intended to be a 'No Stupid Questions' episode. But hey, Adolescence is great right? 

We try that millionaire trivia game again. This time, Gamage takes it more seriously and Rachel proves once and for all that she doesn’t know anything about Gamage.

Gamage tries his luck and knowledge in a bout to win a million dollars that Rachel definitely for sure has..

No I’m not being cute, it’s terrible.

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Checking out costumed crimes and fast food crimes because the serious ones bum us out.

Cat weddings, sea monkeys, goo-tubes, coyote pee, scrambled butt eggs. No, I’m not reciting the dementia ridden scrawlings of my grandma’s shopping list. 

We watched Small Soldiers, a super realistic movie about action figures designed with weapon grade military chips that make them sentient.