Let’s just get through this. We watched Transformers 5: The Last Knight. Actually, there were a ton of knights in this so the title itself is nonsense. Maybe this Michael Bay fellow doesn’t know what he’s doing…

The answer is complicated, but also yes it’s way way worse. Transformers: Age of Extinction made more money than you and I will probably ever see in our lifetime and it’s not because it’s one of those “so bad it’s good” kind of movies like Madame Web was.

This movie made a billion dollars and I just want to know how that happened. It’s the most entertaining so far, depending on who you ask, which wasn’t Rachel.

I’m already exhausted from doing these. We’re on Revenge of the Fallen now which is a very bad movie and you should just skip it in the event you’re somehow following along with us on this journey. It’s more army, more racism, and more messy plot.

Put on your sunglasses because it’s time to get liquored up, oiled down, and racist. We’re taking a trip to the Transformers “Bayverse” starting with the first one.

Mucking about with stupid questions and hypotheticals involving bugs, space, misogyny, and even someone’s mom who really needs a better therapist.

Of the many tropes involving LGBTQIA+ themes, we discuss some of the most popular and potentially harmful ones.

Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.