In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.

We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we get the best combo.

Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can Frankenstein them together and discover the chimera inside.

We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.

We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that we’re not making it up as we go.

It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so plumb bad at it, but we’ve got good advice, reviews, quizzes, and homunculus veterans to pad the bad out.

Powder is so white that a single hot Cheeto would kill him. Powder is so white that he thinks ‘cunnilingus’ is a type of pasta. Powder is so white that he has a favorite font. Powder is so white that he spends his free time at airports clapping at every landing plane. Powder is so white that he writes Fallout fanfiction. Powder is so white that he emits an aura where rhythm is nullified. Powder is so white that he always checks in on Facebook with “haha here we go again” when he eats at Applebee’s.

Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.

We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.