Using an arbitrary list of cryptids and/or creatures from folklore, we discuss which sexual orientation each one falls under and which LGBTQ+ group would claim them as a champion. Does that sound convoluted? Everyone else seemed to think so and said that behind my back and also to my face, but I’ll do whatever I want.

Rachel has become very interested in the art of improvised DIY fleshlights, but we also talk about other things too I guess like peaking in highschool.

We’re reviewing Genesis Owusu's latest album and both agree it's worth listening to.

You should definitely just watch Dust Bunny instead of listening to this episode. Or, listen to this episode after watching it.

What makes a successful advice show? No, I’m genuinely asking. There are advice questions that we answer in this episode, but I don’t know if they qualify as advice or successful. Please send me your tips on ICQ.

We discover the answer to life’s biggest questions. Like, which direction should you boof a cob of corn? Is it better to be racist or a pedophile? Why does Nana have worm porn?

We watched it. Of course it’s good. We have unexpected things to say about it. No, Burt Reynolds was not saying goodbye to Juidth Barsi at the end.

This true crime episode is dedicated to our time served in retail and the friends we made along the way. Or at least the friends we thought were friends but were actually backstabbing snakes.

Another segment of Triple Threat Nostalgia brings us to our knees before Street Sharks, Captain Planet, and Gargoyles. Spoiler alert: One’s good, one’s awful, and the other is some word beyond painfully abysmal that hasn’t been invented yet.

A mish-mash of nensensical themes and directionless conversation. Like a normal podcast, but we’re not getting paid millions of dollars.