We Might Be Drunk

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam are all over the map. They kick things off with Hollywood gossip and late-night mishaps, then detour into veganism debates, tragic car accidents, and why lamp switches are the real enemy. They relive playoff heartbreak for the Knicks and Celtics, share Euro trip highlights from Iceland, and break down why navigating language barriers is harder than ever. Plus, the boys unpack Team America’s genius, rant about drinking culture, and drop some highly questionable Charlie Sheen and P. Diddy stories.

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Listen to Eric's podcast “Bombing with Eric Andre” from iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players Podcast Network –– with new episodes every Wednesday Eric Andre rolls in an hour late and somehow still steals the episode. The boys break down YMCA shower farts, sleep apnea setups, and why every redhead is a gamble. Mark and Sam pour Lagavulin 16 while debating whether Cary Grant was bisexual and if showing your feet online is the new stand-up comedy. Eric shares how The Eric Andre Show almost got chopped up for Quibi, confesses he's not drinking much (until he is), and reveals his secret weapon for bombing with grace: texting moms from hecklers' phones.

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Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam are joined by the always hilarious Ed Helms! They dive into comedy myths, Midtown memories, and the unexpected inspiration behind his new book SNAFU. From joining The Office to Cold War nuclear schemes and wild Vegas tales, this episode is packed with sharp wit and surprising turns. Ed also opens up about health, humor, and why cast chemistry is everything in a comedy. Grab a drink and get weird with us.

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Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam welcome Big Jay Oakerson for a no-filter deep dive into the wild world of stand-up comedy. From dissecting racial punchlines and controversial ‘80s movies to chaos at Caroline’s and a full-blown comedy club meltdown, Big Jay brings the stories only he can tell. They also unpack the fine art of winning over hostile crowds, the rise and fall of podcast empires, and why JB Smoove might be the secret sauce to success. This one’s packed—grab a drink and enjoy.

Watch Big Jay’s special They/Them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12kV8tPiLfE Follow Big Jay: https://bigjaycomedy.com/

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Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam are joined by the one and only Tim Dillon for a wild ride through the world of comedy, chaos, and conspiracy. From rants about the modern world to behind-the-scenes stories from stand-up, nothing is off limits when Tim’s in the chair. Grab a drink, buckle up, and enjoy the madness.

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Tonight on We Might Be Drunk, Mark and Sam sit down with the hilarious Steve Schirripa to talk about his early days in Las Vegas, breaking into comedy, and life on The Sopranos. From wild nights on the Strip to landing iconic TV roles, Steve shares stories you won't hear anywhere else. Grab a drink and join the fun!

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Grab tickets to see: "Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian" directed and produced by Joe List, in theaters possibly near you and streaming:

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Fathertime joins on this episode of We Might Be Drunk, the always funny Jim Gaffigan.

This episode is one for the comedy nerds and goes deep into the behind the scenes stuff. Sorry if its not your cup, but its a great clinic on comedy. Fathertime Bourbon makes a great gift for fathers day and Bodega Cat makes a great gift for yourself if your father left you. https://fathertime-bourbon.com Support the show and sign up for your $1 per month trial period of Shopify. Head to https://www.shopify.com/drunk Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD WMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ WMBD Clips Page: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Jim Gaffigan: https://jimgaffigan.com Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters 

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We finish a bottle of Por Osos on this episode with Bert Kreischer and even get a fun pop in from everybodys favorite Ari Shaffir. He joins us after we're already toasted, hope he can catch up.

Check out Bert's special "Lucky" on Netflix now. Give Ari's special on Netflix a spin too "American Sweetheart"

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Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcastomedy 

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Time for a Drunk History Lesson with Yannis Pappas and Chris DiStefano joining for a really great episode with so many laughs and a bit of history thrown in. 

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Sam Morril: YouTube Channel: @sammorril Instagram: https://instagram.com/sammorril Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: YouTube Channel: @marknormand Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/marknormand Tickets/Tour: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets We Might Be Drunk is produced by Gotham Production Studios https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ @GothamProductionStudios Producer Matt Peters: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #wemightbedrunk #marknormand #sammorril #podcast #drunkpodcast #comedy #comedian #funny #gothampodcastomedy Tour Dates Announcement

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