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On this episode, the boys discuss a pellet being lodged in on of their throats. Also discussed: the new Ardor with 20% juice. A zeroed out nutrition facts label. Josh describes reports from clown school. Auras. Omni-tooth. Extensive travel. Planes getting canceled and purple shirts at TSA. Mouthal dryness on stage. Puhhh. Giving everything your all at all times. The King of Benin picks you up from the airport. Benin's return-to-office policy. Brainal atrophy. $15 ice cream on a 55 degree day. So Delicious brand ice cream sandwiches. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss the Black Eyed Peas. Also covered: Lisa Barlow's "Clarity Lunch" and Heather's apple-bottom cheeks. New York vs. LA. Morning pages streak and horny Airbnb art. Ableism during a Q&A and Sylvia Plath the baker. Parisian pastries with extruded hair. SAD lamp salvation and intrusive thoughts. New mayors and Crazy Horses. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss a lost episopde. Also covered: fall candle huffing. Soho shopping nightmares. Clown-school rhythm. Sleep disorders, staying awake on Ambien, and double clicking on that. Being a Tater Tot. Paris weekend. Pre-Japan dissociation. Plantain chip consumption. Brexit for breakfast and Lufthansa defying the Geneva Convention. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode, the boys discuss a resurgence of candle culture. Also covered: Manly Indulgences. Shark Tank's 40-pound "big ass candle." Quitting Instagram and feeling human again. Clean-label podcasting and the struggle not to swear. Malibu LGBTQ harassment. Sherman Oaks real estate. Erewhon pilgrimage and the Hailey Bieber smoothie. Seagulls annihilating fancy snacks on the beach while bystanders do nothing. Mayhem Ball in London. Heaven's P*rn Idol, McDonald's, and insoles. Therapy day and "unstable connection" gaslighting. Clown school: via negativa, brutal notes, being a "one-euro stripper," and being "a little bit gay." Edinburgh Fringe. Planning the big 4-0 around Real Housewives of Salt Lake City activites: renting a big Montana house, skeet shooting, fly-fishing, ropes courses, horses! Lisa Barlowe's "clarity lunch" and Meredith Marks the DJ slash lawyer. Being reported to immigration and customs enforcement by an Airbnb host. Haters v. the pod. Social battery resembling a flickering potato experiment. Maxwell House rebranding to Maxwell Apartment. Retinoids, good skin, and the post-pee energy surge. And finally… what we needed this week.

Heafrow airport. Kitchen refresh. Oregon Trail. Oregone Trail. CocoJune. Morning pages. Queen Latifah. Early 2000s hits. The follow-mute combo. Bingo. Ginger Twinsies. Fragrance with audio. Psychics. Insole sisters. Gummy tubes. Lady Gaga performs live in Londontown. Having a diarrhea emergency mid show. Stanley the dog. Insisting on tap water. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode...coffee gets kicked over and Quince sponsors us. Also discussed: Homestyle Chunkiness. Putting things in omelette form. Lactose intolera diagnosia. Invisalign. Adult Orthos. Towel duty. Braces twices. The Fage : Honey Ratio. Force Majeure. Being a water sign. Forrest Gump. Like Jennie (from Forrest Gump.) And finally, what we needed this week.

On this episode, the boys discuss how they met as well as how to dial 911 on a dog. Being a VIP customer at Capsule pharmacy. Trip getting off to a rocky start. Being good at badminton. Music videos that just have scenes from a movie? Beef n' fruit. Gout queen. Late in life southern accent. Joe, Mo, and Curly. Mosquito bites. And finally, what we needed this week.

The gift of the gab. Drag queens being on Drag Race. Getting banned from AOL. Lumen Industries. Paramore. Straight men in sandals. Adult braces. Ugly Stepsister. The Artist's Way. Zhuzhing the algo vis a vis one's dead cat. Coffee with Wizard Root and Gorbachev Sleeve. LA vs. NY. Kouign-amann. HERE starring Robin Wright and Tomin Hanks. Widows walk core. Tan doctors. Being intubated in a singlet. And finally, what we needed this week.

Chez McDo. Being 5'4" with thin skin vs. being 40 and sad. Human centipede placement. Everything Whereas All At Once. Dental hygienists. Doja Cat. K-Pop Demon Hunters. Colonoscopy. The Scopes Monkey trial. 12 inch waist, 50 inch shoulders. Benadryl every night. ADHD. And finally, what we needed this week.