We Needed This

On this week's episode the boys discuss: the fact that Josh has a dog. Male butts. Ryan Phillippe. Armie Hammer. Andrew Cuomo. Not leaving the house. Pocket pu$$y. CIBO Express. Whole city farting. Being too cold. Wearing a head lamp to the club. Avatar. Campooters. Tupac. Top media. Cabaret. Sleep hygiene. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss: Katsu curry. Looking trashy. The undercut. Drone strikes. Therapy. Dissociating. Stained sweatpants. Couple few. Polygraphy. High follow count hair. M0$$ad. Being half Italian. Blowing the whistle on Obama torture. Edinburgh Fringe. Rick Perry. Clean bidet. Goals for the year. Crinklephobia. Dog sweaters. Kegels. Having that dog in you. World records. Chocolate trash notebook b!tch. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss wearing Invisalign to a sex party. Snowflakes. Your dirties. Clarence Thomas. TV channels. Columbia, South Carolina. Being an 8 in a 9's world. Transferring out. Horses. Protrusions and promontories. Getting Starbucks once a year. STI screenings. Christmas. Chlamydia in Paris. Heated Rivalry. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys wish you a happy new year. Also: Bob & Brad. PT Cruisers. Tangerine, the movie. Limp baguettes. Christmas. Qelbree nearly killing me. Josh's downtime. The worst bunions we've ever seen. Triangle shoes. Illegal showerheads. Limerance. Porn stars doing improv. Being at a party where you know someone. Natalie Palamides. Going out. Finding your knitch. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's podcast episode, the boys discuss the perfect length of snow as well as Invisalign. Also covered: The 7th borough. Ball skin bats. Pastry. Au Bon Pain. Full market with corns. Grandma on THC. Naturally thin Parisians. Baking phase. Showering pre-loaf. Mr. Robot. Choreography. Japan. Katsu Curry! Going ham on fake food. Jet lag. Wicked. Zootopia's right to return. Rental Family. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Massage gun. $270 Christmas tree. Hygge. And finally, what we needed this week.

The boys are back! And they have a lot to catch up on. For example: Being one of the hairiest supporters of the Jewish people. Winding up in the thicket. Being depressed on a ski trip. 2 feet within 3 feet = a problem. Being a transfer student. Black snow. The three colors that my lamp can do. Hating stand up. Being a fatty gay. Delta One being the same seat width as Domestic First. Prepping for a big ol trip. Throating a pellet. Clown. Ice cold crossing guards. And finally, what we needed this week..!

The boys make a very important and special announcement that rocks the LGBTQIA++ podcast industry. Please don't be upset we cannot handle conflict right now

On this episode, the boys discuss a pellet being lodged in on of their throats. Also discussed: the new Ardor with 20% juice. A zeroed out nutrition facts label. Josh describes reports from clown school. Auras. Omni-tooth. Extensive travel. Planes getting canceled and purple shirts at TSA. Mouthal dryness on stage. Puhhh. Giving everything your all at all times. The King of Benin picks you up from the airport. Benin's return-to-office policy. Brainal atrophy. $15 ice cream on a 55 degree day. So Delicious brand ice cream sandwiches. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss the Black Eyed Peas. Also covered: Lisa Barlow's "Clarity Lunch" and Heather's apple-bottom cheeks. New York vs. LA. Morning pages streak and horny Airbnb art. Ableism during a Q&A and Sylvia Plath the baker. Parisian pastries with extruded hair. SAD lamp salvation and intrusive thoughts. New mayors and Crazy Horses. And finally, what we needed this week.

On this week's episode, the boys discuss a lost episopde. Also covered: fall candle huffing. Soho shopping nightmares. Clown-school rhythm. Sleep disorders, staying awake on Ambien, and double clicking on that. Being a Tater Tot. Paris weekend. Pre-Japan dissociation. Plantain chip consumption. Brexit for breakfast and Lufthansa defying the Geneva Convention. And finally, what we needed this week.