Poncho lyfe! Josh is disgusting/covered in pretzel dust. When to tell someone you love them (hint: immediately). Lady Dadaism. MAGRITTE! Annoying vs. surreal vs. erotic. Stunnin'. Geordie Shore. Spilling the L-Theanine, caffeine, sea salt and water. Jitteriness. Robby Hoffman. My cavity! Tennis elbow, lefties dying earlier, and Josh getting repeatedly rejected from Survivor. Phelbotomist Trumpers and Accutane. Corporate comforts and custom sofas. Flexibility. Did we mention ponchos? Having a first kiss in front of Pauly Shore. FDR's lazy ass and the invention of the modesty blanket. Life being about shorthand. Mania Twain. Ponchos come up as a topic as well.

Mexico. Ceramica. NBs, NIMBYs, and ponchos, ponchos, ponchos! Plus: the perfect amount of snowfall, traumatic brain injuries, the Golf Unit, and the debut of three new characters: Doorlean Precarious, Garlic Josh, and Carrie Choke Zero.

Thick calves. Heated mugs. Fire Island. Limerence. Facial sweating. GLP-1s. Israeli men at the Eagle. Monkeypox. Emotional spirals. Thick-legged childhoods. Anti-speech laws and long teeth. Wicked part one in two parts. Group sex and mustard couches. Yellow as the new pink. Beds-in-a-bag. FaceTime anxiety. Dead-eyed pissing. Antidepressant orgasms.

You name it, we discuss it, as long as it's one of of the topics listed here.

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