We Pay For Your Floor

We Pay For Your Floor

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We Pay For Your Floor episodes

  • Episode 68: A Magnetic Utilicock

    Welcome to episode 68 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss a magnetic appendage, Phil distracts us temporarily with the future of transport, Andy explains games badly, Sarah questions what grass is, and we send more animals to jail.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/Ae_wJzqaABo


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    50 min
  • Episode 66: A Daytime Bus Stop Story with an Evening Chiffon

    Welcome to episode 66 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss things you might not know about us, Andy coerces Janet Street-Porter into the Celeb Name Game, and visit our friend Adrian for News Time.

    41 min
  • Episode 65: Wood Doesn't Have A Consciousness

    Welcome to episode 65 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we tour places in the Rainbow Game, Sarah is intrigued by sticky water, Andy brings Susan Boyle into the Celeb Name Game, and we visit Plymouth for News Time

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/8yJ6C5y_Sbc


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    45 min
  • Episode 64: It Was In Fact The Flap

    Welcome to episode 64 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss great returns and comebacks, Phil has some questionable names in his name game, and we travel to Canada for News Time.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWs9BteadZU


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    46 min
  • Episode 63 - Murder on the Dancevore

    Welcome to episode 63 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy drags Sophie Ellis-Bextor into the Celeb Name Game, and we educate Sarah in rhyming, names, and various kinks.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/sfKxXlVN0Yw


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    32 min
  • Episode 62: Andy Escapes A Cult

    Welcome to episode 62 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has another word, Liv takes us on the videogame nostalgia train, and we discuss weird job interviews.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/ikHt0fupMh0


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    1 hr 1 min
  • Episode 61: Anal Pain, Foreign Object Stuck in Rectum

    Welcome to episode 61 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we are joined again by Liv. We play a food & drink focused Rainbow Game, Andy had an interesting work day, and Liv challenges us to understand Kids Bop.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/dLdNxUPGhpg


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    49 min
  • Episode 60: Fannys Make Me Gassy

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/JUkCHuu2ros


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    23 min
  • Episode 59 - Hellooooo

    Welcome to episode 59 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we go slightly crazy recalling a moment of late night giggles. Sarah gets Phil and Andy to guess which classic stories she is describing literally (yes the one who struggles with words), and Andy has more News Time nonsense.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyUTEb6pMlc


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠

    58 min

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Welcome to the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple (Phil and Andy) who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour (Sarah). Come listen to the random,…