We Pay For Your Floor

We Pay For Your Floor

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We Pay For Your Floor episodes

  • Episode 40 - Whoopi & the Kazoo of Mystery

    Welcome to episode 40 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we welcome long time friend and fan of the show Mike into our little corner of silliness. Mike brings us a Celebrity Name Game starring Whoopi Goldberg, we discuss cartoons from our youth times, and Andy bamboozles us with some Kazoo playing.


    And check out Mike's podcasts:   Hit or Miss - Star Trek: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpUqRM6Muvp7ccja4dl5rVw

    The Silver Screen Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/user/marvelmanmike


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLGZBQuYYwc


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    1 hr 11 min
  • Episode 39 - If Anyone Around This Table Was Most Qualified to be a Large Body of Water...

    Welcome to episode 39 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, there's more talk of Pontins. Phil Keeps going on about oddly specific situations, and also shares some plants facts with us. Sarah wants to learn about Fenugreek. Andy asks about personal changes we've made that we like about ourselves.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  

    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRViI3y4IaI


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    40 min
  • Episode 38 - Dawn French and the Theme Parks of Wonder

    Welcome to episode 38 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy presents a Celebrity Name Game about Dawn French, Sarah asks us to design our dream theme parks, and Phil is Phil.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qghXuEdcIEM


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    43 min
  • Episode 37 - Adulterous Cutlery & Many Questions

    Welcome to episode 37 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy ruins a cutlery marriage, Phil keeps coming up with nonsensical scenarios, and Sarah gets us to guess some inventions she may or may not have invented.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  

    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr5Arc0g0fw


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    42 min
  • Episode 36 - You Know the Green Sheen You Get on Bacon?

    Welcome to episode 36 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we make eyeshadow palettes based on our personalities and the podcast itself. Sarah gifts us with some odd ways of describing things, and we take a trip to Ireland for News Time.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  

    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/2b6srbICSzY

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    39 min
  • Episode 35 - Disused Flags and Dancing Nuns

    Welcome to episode 35 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah tests Andy and Phil's geography knowledge with a collection of disused and obscure flags, we discuss playing music for nuns, and take a trip to Disneyland for News Time.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv0dwmN4WL8


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    45 min
  • Episode 34 - Can You Imagine A Blowjob From A Giraffe?

    Welcome to episode 34 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we spend a lot of time talking about Geoffrey the Giraffe, Gemma Collins stars in Andy's latest celebrity name game, and we discuss the joys of hold music.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Tw3xAJik


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    47 min
  • Episode 33 - A Truly Outrageous Amount of Apple Pie

    Welcome to episode 33 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss Jem and the Holograms, Sarah's hatred of cream, and some of our fattest moments. We also discuss what our alter egos would be and things quickly go weird before Adrian pays us a visit at the end.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPA07f2UaJ8


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    47 min
  • Episode 32 - Mr White Cake

    Welcome to episode 32 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss being adults, and the stresses that brings, and Phil has come up with another batch of strange fake and real names for Andy and Sarah to ponder over.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeetPQp_H0


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    43 min
  • Episode 31 - Sticking With Fanny Blood

    Welcome to episode 31 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil has prepared a fun new game where Sarah and Andy have to guess real names from fake ones, we discuss embarrassing moments in public and Phil poorly describes languages!

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYCSUNqTXjM


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    45 min

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Welcome to the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple (Phil and Andy) who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour (Sarah). Come listen to the random,…