We Pay For Your Floor

We Pay For Your Floor

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We Pay For Your Floor episodes

  • Episode 58 - He Realised It Was Fish

    Welcome to episode 58 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we ponder on a fartlek, we have a videogame themed edition of the rainbow game, we discuss things our 15 year old selves would never have done and would be surprised/impressed that we now do. Andy brings Kelly Clarkson into the Celeb Name Game, and in News Time, Sarah loses her mind over some fish.
    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF5aDr8Xe40


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - ⁠https://linktr.ee/wpfyf⁠

    57 min
  • Episode 57 - A Dreamy Dick Sucking Salmon

    Welcome to episode 57 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil and Andy talk about interactions with people at work, Andy delves into his many peculiar dreams, and he takes over News Time with some interesting food related occurrences.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/K5veC26GPFw


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Linktree - https://linktr.ee/wpfyf


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    46 min
  • Episode 56 - Names and Games

    Welcome to episode 56 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. Phil is running the show this week with a collection of equally rubbish topics. First off Sarah struggles with nouns while trying to combine people's names and TV shows, we have a fresh batch of fake names to puzzle over, we get overrun with birds in "The Rainbow Game", and the heat is on in News Time.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/ikS4Mcozwv4


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    50 min
  • Episode 55 - We Built A Podcast On Your Vagina

    Welcome to episode 55 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has selection of strange mononyms for the Fake Name Game, we discuss what we have learned since starting this thing, Andy disgusts and delights with a trial of mumps, and there's more nonsense news.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd_F1UOU1YY


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - ⁠https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    48 min
  • Episode 54 - How Do You Threaten A Monarch With Another Country!?

    Welcome to episode 54 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a somewhat weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil has a new edition of the Fake Name Game, Andy also has a name based game and another round of his music challenge from last time, someone offends the king of Thailand, and we get increasingly deranged.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal, check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/ZkFWrTHUDVA


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF


    and for moderately interesting tat check out our Redbubble - https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    1 hr 2 min
  • Episode 53 - So To Clarify, She Doesn't Breastfeed Her Dog?

    Welcome to episode 53 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a somewhat weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss memorable first moments, Sarah finally ascends and becomes a pterodactyl, Andy challenges us to guess songs from their first few notes, and there's a lady with a dog in the news.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/pAdFSrXJwvA


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Redbubble - https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    1 hr 6 min
  • Episode 52 - TV Questions

    Welcome to episode 52 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil quizzes Andy & Sarah on TV sounds, Sarah quizzes Andy & Phil on TV public information adverts, and Andy quizzes Sarah & Phil on badly described TV shows, and there's a News Time that has nothing to do with TV.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjYOgN3qadQ


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    40 min
  • Episode 51 - Work Rants

    Welcome to episode 51 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy has workplace gossip, Sarah questions the atmosphere, and Phil has news about a beer garden.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Bupd1Qk-A


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    49 min
  • Episode 50 - Defenestration, Pavements, and Leaves

    Welcome to episode 50 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast! This is a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah teaches us about some historical events, and we learn that Prague really liked throwing things from windows. Andy has many topics, and Phil shares a lot of news.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/ceXqVWKvAp8


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    Redbubble - https://www.redbubble.com/people/WPFYF

    1 hr 29 min
  • Episode 49 - Is a Cow Pen a Chemical Compound?

    Welcome to episode 49 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we talk about classic Australian TV because Phil was very ill once (and some would argue he still is). Andy digs up Charles Dickens for a round of the Celebrity Name Game, and we talk about work related mishaps.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/VJWSvd8Gyjk


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    54 min

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Welcome to the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple (Phil and Andy) who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour (Sarah). Come listen to the random,…