We Pay For Your Floor

We Pay For Your Floor

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We Pay For Your Floor episodes

  • Episode 30 - Absolute Nonsense

    Welcome to episode 30 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode. The title says it all really, in this episode we go off the rails and over a cliff into absurdity very early on. Andy asks everyone about experiences from starting new jobs, Phil doesn't tell a story, Sarah tells us of an amazing person they worked with, and Olivia joins us once more to discuss delightful customers. 

    We then play two truths and a lie, which leads to some questioning the character of certain hosts, and we round off with a nice headline from our good friend Adrian.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qD6Iqr73c


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    1 hr 10 min
  • Episode 29 - Imagine Going To School Knowing Your School Shagged A Squid

    Welcome to episode 29 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode w are joined by the wonderful Olivia as we discuss PS1 Hagrid, noises and smells, as well as many other unrelated fragments of wonder such as times of great disappointment over something we were hyped about.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFumUed3_Ws


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    56 min
  • Episode 28 - Sausages Can't Swim

    Welcome to episode 28 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Phil, Andy and Sarah have way too much fun coming up with things you can say in various buildings or situations, that can also be said in the bedroom, whilst Phil's weekly news story descends into even more madness than usual if that's possible, when a dog is saved from drowning by very unorthodox methods.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo_ltgAKxPs


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    42 min
  • Episode 27 - Who'd Clamber A Minge?

    Welcome to episode 27 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate the return of the best podcast no one asked for as it's the series 2 premiere!! Sarah, Phil and Andy are finally back for another series of jokes, japes and utter nonsense. In this episode, all your favourite bits and segments return including the celebrity name game, Phil's news stories and Sarah struggling with SATs level problems.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9mmbHtJ_K0


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    43 min
  • Halloween Spooktacular

    Welcome to this bonus episode, the Halloween Special of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, an unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour.  In this episode, Phil presents Andy and Sarah with a mystery to solve, Sarah brings the spooks with a campfire story, then we discuss a hypothetical choice between an almost certain death and potentially likely death, and everyone discusses fears while trying to remain on topic. It's not the most bone chilling podcast, but it is us so that's surely scary enough.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmXmKVkUW9A


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    1 hr 20 min
  • Episode 26 - Nostalgia Fest

    Welcome to episode 26 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, it's the series finale!! Sarah gets us to discuss things that we miss and childhood nostalgia, Phil runs a game of 'Real or Fake TV Shows' and Andy follows on from Sarah's topic to discuss things we've collected from childhood to now. Then the three of us reminisce on our favourite moments from this first series of We Pay For Your Floor before Phil takes us out with one final newsy nugget from our friend Adrian Chiles.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Doa6SeNVM


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    1 hr 24 min
  • Episode 25 - Uncle Willem's Birthday Surprise

    Welcome to episode 25 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we celebrate Phil's 30th birthday by decorating our living room in a very special way, Sarah's devious gift, a special edition of the celebrity name game, a true or false quiz themed around the special day and Phil hosts our own little version of Just A Minute!


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2wJ_tKKK5c


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    1 hr 7 min
  • Episode 24 - How Amazing Would it Be to Fart Out Your Finger, W*nky Leonard?

    Welcome to episode 24 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, we discuss the potential locations of Walt Disney's corpse, we learn Sarah is the best person to have around if you need to analyse a contract, in a very detailed game of Would You Rather? Andy runs a game of guess the song on a kazoo and we discover the troubles of re-adjusting back to life in the office in this weeks news story!


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN1Ih6yUiVk


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    44 min
  • Episode 23 - Judgement and Flags

    Welcome to episode 23 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah wants to discuss judgement, divine or otherwise, and times we have been judgemental either rightly or wrongly, whilst we judge her for her performance in Phil's flag drawing game. Also Adrian Childs struggles with very basic technology in this weeks news story.


    Play along with Phil's flag drawing game with the template on this tweet: https://twitter.com/WPFYF/status/1439936782754320386?s=20

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://youtu.be/a4yWVI9UVbk


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF


    56 min
  • Episode 22 - Have You Ever Been Horny in a French Cottage?

    Welcome to episode 22 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we discuss queefing (for some reason), our funny language mishaps and in the news, a Primark in Wales gets overrun by some surprising guests.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lVXLRq38Z4


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    50 min

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Welcome to the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple (Phil and Andy) who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour (Sarah). Come listen to the random,…