We Pay For Your Floor

We Pay For Your Floor

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We Pay For Your Floor episodes

  • Episode 11 - The Many Faces of Bruce Willis

    Welcome to episode 11 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Andy surprises us with various things Bruce Willis gets up to in the first round of a new recurring game, and we discuss cover songs which are superior (in our opinions) to the original recordings.  

    Note: In this episode, the singer Demi Lovato is referred to using the pronouns she/her. This is because this episode was recorded BEFORE they publicly came out as non-binary. We completely respect anyone's identity whatever that gender may be, and hope you understand that this wasn't a case of intentional mis-gendering but that it was a case of the information not being public knowledge at the time of recording.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3blwvS1lYNY


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    41 min
  • Episode 10 - Barren and Childless Like My Crisps

    Welcome to episode 10 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah quizzes Phil and Andy in a very late attempt to get to know them better, and Phil gives us a news story about a scout hut being terrorised.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsUcD0sWw-8


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    46 min
  • Episode 9: Pleasure Shouldn't Be Guilty

    Welcome to episode 9 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we have our first special guest Lizzie, one of Andrew's best friends. Phil and Andy once again teach Sarah the difference between horizontal and vertical, discuss our guilty or not so guilty pleasures, and reminisce on our teenage years, Sarah challenges us to a game of fact or fiction and there's something interesting floating in a pond in Peterborough.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgRE4wRTFw


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    52 min
  • Episode 8 - Andy's ASMR Adventure

    Welcome to episode 8 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode we rant about the price of Freddo's, Andy challenges Phil and Sarah to use objects in the room to try and trigger his ASMR sensitivity, and Phil introduces a new segment to the podcast where he gives Sarah and Andy a real, ridiculous news headline with a blanked out word for them to guess.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vYJD56Whh0


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    40 min
  • Episode 7 - Interesting Book Covers

    Welcome to episode 7 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah takes the reigns completely and takes Andy and Phil on a journey through a list of very interesting and very funny books that she found online.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCSHzVMiEw8


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    31 min
  • Episode 6 - Clothes Shouldn't Make Sound

    Welcome to episode 6 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Phil creates a game of IKEA Furniture or Star Wars alien?, Andrew gives a list of things that he thinks deserve to go to hell if one indeed does exist, and Sarah lets out all of her pent up, deeply scarring emotions about the fabric that she believes to be her arch nemesis.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_rxgawqXNE


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    44 min
  • Episode 5 - The Overwatch Episode

    Welcome to episode 5 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah learns the difference between horizontal and vertical, and Andy tests Phil and Sarah's knowledge about Overwatch, one of his favourite games, in a quiz that took a lot more time to do than expected.

    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LYGylQbuXY


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    34 min
  • Episode 4 - Reasons To Be Single and a Penguin

    Welcome to episode 4 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Sarah shares her list of reasons why she really should probably be single, we discuss made up words and Phil takes us on a choose your own adventure quest as a certain claymation penguin.

    Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was recording the audio through it's in-built microphone rather than the external microphones we had set up. This means that as of next week the audio quality should be massively improved.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xu-GOB5rHE&t=335s


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    37 min
  • Episode 3 - Don't Make Me the Pee Power Ranger

    Welcome to episode 3 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode Sarah rants to the couple about Jaffa Cakes, Phil asks what Power Ranger Sarah and Andy would want to be, and Andy challenges Sarah and Phil to work out the x-rated adaptation titles of well known films and TV shows.  

    Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was recording the audio through it's in-built microphone rather than the external microphones we had set up. Unfortunately this means episode 4 will be of a similar quality, but from episode 5 onwards it should be a lot clearer.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp 

    Edited by Philip English  


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuXz2_SKmpE


    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/ 

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF

    34 min
  • Episode 2 - Gasps in Spanish

    Welcome to episode 2 of the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly and unscripted show about a couple who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour. In this episode, Andy challenges Sarah and Phil to a game to name the TV shows based on a silly but accurate description he's made for them, and Sarah gets the couple to work out which of them said what from a list of their quotes she's curated.  


    Note: we are aware that the audio quality is not brilliant. It wasn't until the recording of episode 5 that we learned the laptop we are using was recording the audio through it's in-built microphone rather than the external microphones we had set up. Unfortunately this means episodes 3 and 4 will be of a similar quality, but from episode 5 onwards it should be a lot clearer.


    Intro/Outro written and performed by Andrew Kemp

    Edited by Philip English


    If you prefer your podcasts with a certain visual flair check out the video version on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytf6Hp9TXhY

    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/wepayforyourfloor/

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/WPFYF



    33 min

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Welcome to the We Pay For Your Floor podcast, a weekly, unscripted show about a gay couple (Phil and Andy) who are best friends with their upstairs neighbour (Sarah). Come listen to the random,…