Jehovah will send us to hell for this brand spanking new podcast available to ye. In this religous lesson, we learn about Jordie's pimping days in primary school, Ciaran's high school streaking parties and introduce the newest low in We Play Life history.

For the first time ever we use a little help from Snoop Dogg to get past a rough patch. It's nothing We Play Life can't sort out!

In the week that marks GTA V's long-awaited release, Jordie talks about it and Ciaran can't be bothered to write an episode description because he is too busy playing it.

With Ciaran exhausted and Jordie feeling like Tim Curry, we enter another exceptional podcast from We Play Life. Shelving units, jizz, 144 condoms, secret projects... I know, it sounds like an orgy club owners dream come true; But this Podcast is for EVERYONE*

*This podcast is not for everyone. Please keep your children well away!

Simon Davis IS the one and only D-man and he has arrived onto We Play Life with his sexy deep voice. In this episode, we recount the tales of Simon's superhero/hitman origin story, that time Ciaran got chucked out of a bowling alley, cake farts and that crazy design for the brand new 2DS. Oh, and don't miss the resturn of Stephen Hawking, the least important guest of the show.

Gamescon has been and gone, but don't you worry! We Play Life have NOT covered the whole of it, but instead decide to talk about GTA V information (in it's over abundance), Marijuana Man, in depth talks on Batman post-modernism (?), the awesome skateboarding community and tasty tasty ramon burgers.

Grady 'Pimpin' Woods returns in a new episode of We Play life where we talk about turtlenecks, Half Life 3 rumours and a huge return of Jordie's obscure quote game.

Are you ready to listen to the ONLY PODCAST which features strenuous links to Only god Forgives, Deep Throat and Inland Empire? Because that highly unique podcast is right here and features Ciaran complementing Jordie's white teeth and unusual video game censoring in Australia.

There is only one Ciaran Fallon and Jordie Donachie and this is where you can listen to them talk about one particular asshole game developer, rabid Call of Duty/One Direction fans and risky subjects which can only be explored on a podcast. Take heed, for there be demons in this here podcast.

Ben Fox and James Quinn are back for another controversial episode of We Play Life as we discuss porn's current potential demise in the UK and the latest in Ciaran's News.