We Play Life

As Ciaran recounts his night of booze consumption and Taylor Swift songs with his Hebrew beard, Jordie discusses disgraceful clubbing and his vinegar strokes. Slightly more tasteful topics also grace their lips in the form of Occulus Rift, how EA have ruined gaming this week and the terrifying 'downloadable gun.' The duo also daydream about being successful enough to sell their own t-shirts.

In this exciting episode, the disgusting duo get ready for GTA 5 and talk about what they believe the new installment will bring to the table. On the complete opposite side of things, they also talk about their snapchat woes & laughs. You should probably prepare yourself for the worst...

Only an episode of We Play Life could start with beer and peyote and end with Boston bombing conspiracy theories. This magical aural journey will take your ear holes through such wonderful and interesting topics as Simon Cowel's destruction of the music industry, how games have become ridiculously easy, and once again, how EA have ruined gaming this week. The duo also reveal their infamous drunken alter-egos.

Grab some extra panties, the money stash you once left at the back of your old PS2 (you know, the pointless compartment which had no real purpose), sun cream, a wild assortment of drugs, lube and your favorite dildo because We Play Life has turned 21 and is going to Vegas, baby! (In a totally made up hypothetical situation). On the road trip through bat country, we discuss the stereotypes of racism, American History X, some possible conspiracy theories and then get very confused over the sega gaming systems... Did anyone bring the ether?

In what seems to be less 'special' and more 'expected' now, James Quinn gets in on the We Play Life action one last time before returning to Reading. The 3 handsome devils talk about Jim's amazing spontaneous pun/song creation skill, Jordie's switchblade comb and how EA have ruined gaming this week. Jordie also recounts his very David Bowie-themed dream whilst Ciaran talks about eating lemons.

Recurring flannel-rocking guest James Quinn joins us again, in an episode that will make you laugh, cry, smile, frown and masturbate furiously, regardless of your gender, race, eye colour or penis/vagina size. The trio discuss the unfortunate closure of Lucas Arts (remembering some of their best games), the disgraceful free DLC that SimCity has offered up and offer up some opinions on the state of religion. Its not all as serious as it sounds, though, with major lulz over Thomas Jane's amazing crying at the end of The Mist and Ciaran with his terrible Tim Curry impression.

As We Play Life reaches the very legal age of 18, it gets drunk, has sex and sniffs coke (you can do that when you are 18, right?) In celebration, the duo talk about the David Hayter-less Metal Gear Solid 5, Jordie's beautiful Freddie Mercury teeth and why Ciaran doesn't like London (which somehow leads to an argument over liking the Smiths). Jordie also discusses the surprise he had with his second-hand Wii.

Warning: This episode contains an extended segment of ball-related conversation, as the pair explain a long-standing game that they play with eachother (it's as weird as it sounds). Jordie also recounts the time he created the world's biggest spitball (I know), and Ciaran discusses his wide nostrils that prevent him from swimming.

For the second week in a row, a special guest joins the cherished duo, as a wild James Quinn appears! (We used flannel shirt, and it was super effective)! The three musketeers discuss the origins of their online pseudonyms, cry over the unfair difficulty of Dark and Daemon Souls and moot the complexities of noodle smuggling. 'Would you Rather?' makes a suitably horrendous return, and Ciaran also recounts the time he was Danny Boyle.

The handsome Ben Fox returns as a guest on this weeks episode, bringing more award-winning comedy to this almighty freight train of entertainment. The trio discuss the cons and cons of always-online DRM, prostitutes in a nursing home and how fantastically bad a certain British newspaper is. They also discuss plans for their new sitcom starring Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman.